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please please please remember that no matter what your manager says, it is never that serious. unless you are literally performing surgery or defusing a bomb, it simply is not that serious

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Continue✨ Keep going✨

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I am deceased.

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just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

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love wins

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when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began

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why did white people stop assassinating their own presidents... nobody wants to work anymore

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Remember to smoke a lot of weed and blast music incredibly loud directly in your ears and not drink any water or eat any food today, okay?

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Lol, get fucked

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this couldn’t be said any better

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(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb