When is a crumpet not a crumpet????
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When it’s a trumpet!!!1!1!1!1!!
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My friend was a bit confused in french so we all helped her out by saying the word meant duck. It was silent after that and me being the idiot I am quacked like a duck in the middle of french.
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Conspiracy theory
The news reporters are all evil lizard people feeding the world false news in the hopes that we start a war, which will destroy the human race. Then the lizard people will be free to enslave whatever is left of the humans and rule the world.
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My neighbour spent over 2 hours mowing his lawn yesterday (there's not much there), and even went as far as to tape a torch to the top of his lawnmower so he could see in the dark
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IDEA!!!!
A Very Potter Musical.... on ice
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Just an ordinary Monday evening. The sun is still shining, the birds are singin.... ALRIGHT WHOS SETTING OFF FIREWORKS
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Definitely physics revision no doubt in my mind
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Oppsy woopsy
Friend: How are you Me: I just got attacked in the face by a bus Friend: WHAT?!?!? Me: Bush i meant bush god damn it
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I've got the smarts
Friend: what's your favourite my little pony??? Me: Twinkle Pinkle Friend: ?!?!?
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