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I've always wanted to do a "this scene in my style" thing, and this shot just sang to me lol

#holy fuck this is gorgeous

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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untitled - Hans Christiansen, 1898

#SHRIMP SHAPES #BELOVED #thank you naku snakko!!! #mecore #tagged for me

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What's your stance on the issues?

on every single one?

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anybody else in the club feeling this one

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ppl using ahh instead of ass is the corniest shit ever like it actually pisses me off a little

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up

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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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art by @BottlngSunshine

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Please be normal

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this is sending me

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a head empty thought that spiraled ;;

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Potion of Plant Growth Adopt!!!

This little guy is a potion pal! A closed species of little travel sized homunculi created by @shookethdev!

This adopt was made with their permission and can be bought for $30 on kofi!