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”we need more complex female characters!” you bitches cant handle sansa stark and she’s twelve.

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Everyone who has drawn the opposite underestimates Julian's love of erm, cheating.

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In honour of Lord Byron’s birthday

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i don't like that they made the velaryons black in hotd, but not for the reason you might think

i don't like it because, if they made the velaryons black, the targaryen would have to be, at least, partially black

think about it:

aerion (father of the conquerors): white

valaena (mother of the conquerors: targ mother and velaryon father, so half black

visenya, aegon and rhaenys: 1/4 black

aenys and maegor: partially black (the fractions get confusing bc of the targcest, but you get the point)

alyssa velaryon: velaryon father and massey mother so, at least, half black

jaehaerys and alysanne: definitely partially black

aemon, baelon and alyssa: same as their parents black

viserys and daemon: same as their parents

rhaenys ii and aemma: kind of partially black (if we go by got, the baratheons and arryns are white, so rhaenys and aemma would be predominantly white)

rhaenyra: same as rhaenys ish?? maybe a bit more, because viserys had two targ parents

so, because of all the targcest and the targ x velaryon relationships, all targs would have at least a few black features and would be at least partially black

if you're going to make the velaryons black, you have to make the targs black too or it just makes no fucking sense

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Last night the group I was with was debating how to be a gothic cowboy, and I said, with my whole chest, “Or you could just be Quincey Morris”. I was met with a room full of blank stares and had to quickly follow up that he’s from Dracula. I was asked from which adaptation of Dracula 🫠

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well.

#of course

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funniest joke of s5 has got to be julian describing himself as "former politician, brackets, disgraced"

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His poor gay heart

#bbc ghosts #the captain

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Everybody is talking about this new Roman Empire thing, but the real question is: how many times do you think about that cloudy day in 1816 when Mary Shelley Wollstonecraft, Lord Byron, Percy Bysshe Shelley and John Polidori challenged eachother in creating the spookiest story ever and "The vampire" and "Frankenstein: the modern Prometheus" were born? Because for me, it happens on a daily basis.

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If witches and zombies exist in Good Omens, it begs the question what other supernatural entities might exist as well, and if Blackbeard and Stede Bonnet are actual historical figures, there is therefore no real evidence that Our Flag Means Death, What We Do In The Shadows, and Good Omens don't exist simultaneously within the same universe. In this essay, I will-

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Hope Crowley gets to be extremely dramatic in S3

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So true

#true

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You, soft and lonely You, soft and lonely You, just like heaven

HEARTSTOPPER ♥ 2.08

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imogen and sahar girlfriends in season 3 is imminent