Peter: Croissants: dropped
Bucky: Road: works ahead
Loki: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Y/N: Shavacado: fre
Steve:
Steve, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Loki: you’re mine now, all mine, you belong to me, a part of me and I’m never letting you go of your ass, you have no choice
Me: ok
Loki….what?
Me: whatever you say beautiful
Loki: no that’s not how it works! You should be shaking and begging me to stop! What is wrong with you?!
Me still madly in love with this loser:🥰
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Spencer: We need to distract these guys
Y/N: Leave it to me
Y/N: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Spencer: I don-
Unsubs: *Immediately begin arguing*
Rossi, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all.
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Wtf
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the steddie fandom really said ‘we just want the best for steve 🥰’ and then decided that the best for steve was a feral ketamine-dealing double flunking dork ass with a satanic panic mob out for his blood
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eddie, trying to see who dustin loves more: ok dustin, if steve and i were drowning, who would you save?
dustin: you two can’t swim?
steve: it’s a hypothetical question, butthead! who would you save?
dustin: my time and effort
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Facts. (insp)
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I must be stopped
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THIS!!!
i’m growing to hate the stranger things fandom because some of you are so racist and misogynistic.
90% of the nancy wheeler hate is fuelled by misogyny because some steve fans (this is coming from a steve fan!!) cannot handle the fact that steve isn’t a little angel, so they put 100% of the blame for their relationship collapsing onto nancy. steve was not a good boyfriend, yes nancy lied to him about how close she was with jonathan but that is no excuse to slut-shame her and call jonathan a queer. she was grieving and he was not providing her with the comfort she needed. and at the end of volume 2, how are some of you mad at NANCY for kissing her own BOYFRIEND? it isn’t her fault steve is still hung up over her??
and the tik tok fandom is worse. comparing lucas to Fresh from subway surfers and saying that any audio of a young black girl sounds ‘just like erica’ is not funny. and making racist comments about lucas, then proceeding to pin caleb’s comment calling you out as if your video is something to be proud of is not funny. you’re racist.
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do you think if robots came out in 2015 instead of 2005 that this guy would have been one of the inescapable tumblr sexymen like the onceler or humanized bill cipher
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every time i clock out at work i understand how the final girl in a horror movie feels
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