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i still love these dudes

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jegulus secret dating au in which regulus is a famous actor and james used to be a famous singer until he disappeared from the public eye for his mental health and now just writes music for the love of his life

at least once a month, another article is published theorising about why regulus is always single or if he’s dating whatever random celebrity he has been seen with in public recently. and every month, he comes home to his boyfriend and they laugh about the articles together

and then they get married, and james is active on social media for the first time since disappearing just so that he can brag about marrying regulus. he still stays mostly out of the public eye, but any time anyone hears from him, it’s because he’s fulfilling his duty as proud trophy husband

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So true. So accurate. 🫡

Regulus Black with everyone vs James Potter.

Jegulus <3

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Wames 2.0, now in gouache

For my bind of Worm James (aka “Wames”) by @thebibutterflyao3

I still have no clue what I'm doing with any of this, but progress is happening! This is for the margins for my bind, where I'm going to have Wames and Wormulus crawling around. Next up as drawing Wormulus for exactly that :D

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forced to draw canon universe born to put them im silly AUs

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Angelhusk, shoe buckle.💕🩸✨

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Cannibal Regulus owns a butcher shop with his friends and Vampire James who is a regular because it's the only place where the meat actually fulfills his appetite and taste. This is cuz the meat is actually human (the pantheon was feeling silly).

So cue James going to the butcher shop on a regular with a giant grin and Regulus with his short curly hair up and being all blushy and wide-eyed while cleaning a butcher knife covered in blood, wearing a cute, though dirty, and stained apron.

One time, James catches Regulus as he's cleaning up and offers to take him home. While they have been crushing on each other for some time now, Regulus doesn't hesitate to invite James inside and try to jam a machete into the back of his head. Doesn't work, instead, they both end up falling more in love (somehow) and the next day Regulus takes his day off from the shop to go on a date with James. Having a picnic in the woods and poking each other with needles and seeing who bleeds first. And making out too ig

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i don't like how the peter one came out so im not posting it 😞

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He is a himbo through and through 🫡

Regulus would shout at James in French, he wouldn't be able to understand a word he's saying but mmhmm cute French guy is talking to ME rn?! So he'd just sit there like-

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whats your opinion on cats

I am in favour of them.

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I love them 😭

MERMAY (where i lie i will draw mermaids the whole month and give up after the 1st)

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Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

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Virgin James who's so eager and the first thing he wants to try is eating Reg out. He's a total mess but incredibly eager and determined. Reg gives him directions which he listens to but he gets so into it that he forgets to follow instructions and keeps pressing closer and trying to taste as much of Reggie as possible.

Virgin Reggie who James offers to go down on. Reg doesn't know what to expect but the second he feels James's breath on him his body relaxes and his muscles go slack handing his body over for James to control and pleasure.

Both of them who are virgins and are completely lost but James convinces Reggie to sit on his face because he can't imagine a better position and Reg ends up grinding against his tongue until he comes in James's mouth.

In conclusion James lives to give head

#canonical James potter behavior #my man lives to give head #and i support it

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They're on a date ♥︎

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ALAKAZAM!

I just can't. They're too cute

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an actual guide to british slang for foreign marauders writers.

because i am sick of seeing

a) people using american english eg. mom, sneakers

b) people overusing "mate" and "innit"

alright? = a greeting, like hello.

everyday words

ain't = haven't

scran = food, or to describe eating

swear down = promise

"swear down, I didn't do nothing,"

bloody = can be used in any sentence at any time

"bloody hell" "its bloody pissing it down out there" "i was bloody wankered"

bloke = a man

innit = isn't it?

mate = equivalent of calling someone bro

bruv, lad, my son = bro, dude, etc

fags, rollies, ciggies, (NOT A SPLIFF) = cigarettes

trust = trust me

"trust, ill tell you later"

chatting (what you chatting about?) = what are you on about?

quid = pound

proper buzzing = really excited

good

sound = good

bangin' = really good

lush = good

"that scran was lush"

jokes = a laugh, funny

bare = a lot of

fit = physically attractive

"he's well fit, isn't he?"

pissed = drunk

dodgy/dodge = questionable

bad

are you taking the piss? = are you having a laugh?

thats peak = thats bad

not being funny, but... = no offense but...

gordon bennett! = surprise, shock, disbelief

slag off = talk badly about someone

"she was slagging her off to anyone who'd listen"

minging, rank = disgusting

bloody nora = expression of surprise, irritation

bollocks = nonsense, something bad

"stop talking bollocks, mate"

skint = broke

prat, git = an idiot

insults

a melt = a pathetic person

clapped = ugly

"he's fucking clapped..."

sket = a promiscuous woman

slag = ^^

minger = an unattractive person

plonker = calling someone silly, not offensive

"don't be a plonker..."

cunt = VERY OFFENSIVE!

wanker, tosser = a general insult

bender, poof = a gay man, used insultingly