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James Potter is a perfect mixbetween Spiderman and Mamma Mia with a sprinkle of sports hooligan and a shit tone of lover boy. Add in a touch of himbo who drinks his respect women juice with every meal.

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"we need less sanitized queer stories" yall keep saying fucking she-ra romanticizes abuse. you couldnt possibly handle less sanitized queer stories

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Cool eye halo, bro

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“I think I’m done with Magnus stuff” Sam, my brother in christ, this is called the Magnus Protocol and we are at episode twelve. You may be done with magnus stuff, but magnus stuff is not done with you

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i think it’s safe to assume that the theory that the audio glitches whenever somebody lies is basically true at this point, especially after this latest episode. even smth as simple as sam asking for cinnamon swirl when he really wanted pain au chocolat prompts a slight fuzzy noise.

that being said, time to relisten to the previous eps and see what these mfs are hiding :D

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Fox

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let’s go lesbians

#dyhard #i think everyone should ship then simply based off the fact that their ship name is dyhard #also so uptight but doesnt want to be x the chillest ever but put far too much work into being chill #is a great dynamic

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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

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Facts that we know about bonzo

- His teeth are not soft

- He's on a payroll, as an external contractor

- He's made of skin and sweats

- He probably can read

- He does lap dances in his free time

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Screenshot of the exact moment i knew i was going to be obsessed with jeremy knox

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“Slowly, awfully slowly, it raised its head, tilting it coquettishly to one side. Then the seams across its face split, revealing its gaping maw filled with even larger, sharper teeth. And it boomed playfully: “Bonzo? Bonzo Bonzo?”” - MAGP ep.11 🦷🦷

I despise this wretched beaſt, but I have to admit he has the range 🍽️ 🎀

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mr bonzos resume so far:

world renowned children's tv star

pro wrestler

freelance hitman for the uk govt

landlord

interpretive lap dancer

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why does no one talk about the amount of trauma percy has gone through and how he mentions MULTIPLE times that he wants to die

like

are we ignoring the main character in his own series bro

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ok here's my hot magnus protocol theory: the gifted kids program was really a program meant to find a new archivist (which explains why gerry (eye-aligned) and sam (EYE-ALIGNED, SPEEDRUNNING GETTING HIS ASS CEASELESSLY WATCHED) were there) (and could also explain the artifact storage category of 'catalyst') and [error] is a failed archivist trapped beneath the archives until sam and alice unknowingly freed them.....

also sam still searching for answers for why he wasn't chosen even all these years later to the point where he has the voice of the ceaseless watcher's former special little boy egging him on tells me he may have been a better candidate for archivist than the institute realized. which. bad news for sam. great news for us, the viewers.