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I’m just going to leave this here…

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HAPPY APRIL 13!

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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(if you don't know the character just go off of vibes)

#prev was prideknights #Sentharaas definitely could but he probably wouldn't want to.

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By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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My GPU's fucked and not only can it not run any games without crashing my PC, it's also more importantly making regular programs lag and occasionally bug out [I failed saving this image a few times], so I am in desperate need of money and looking for more commissions!! I do not make posts like this but I quite literally could not afford it even if I saved money for a year due to medical bills taking all my extra money, so I desperately need help! My commission prices are my pinned post!

#oh no op I'm so sorryy #I'm not in any place to help either but I'll rb for you.

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bonus character stuff

two robot siblings who like to sing

#pulled me out of a panicky/depressive episode amazing content as always swordy

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sorry not sorry you guys

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A powerful warlock that uses most of his energy to bother one streamer

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uh oh

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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come in everybody welcome welcome

u are all so so loved by me

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*banging pots and pans together*

HERE YE HERE YE

A reminder for those of us with cats at Easter that lilies of ANY kind are BAD for cats. Some species such as Calla, Peace and Peruvian do not cause kidney damage or death like Easter and daylilies, but they can still cause irritation and gastrointestinal issues if ingested...

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