So you know how Jack in the box has been babygirlfied? And I’ve been watching over hours of Jack commercials because that man is so fasjhsad. But, there isn’t Jack in the box in Canada,
If the number you got is an even number, vote EVEN, and if its not, vote ODD. If you by some chance got zero, vote ZERO. I'm very curious if this will turn out how I suspect it to.
You, me, we go to Antartica, why? Because I only have a 92 in math and I don’t want to meet my parent’s wrath.
We go to Antartica, there’s penguins, of-course there are penguins, oh wait, they’re speaking french.
“Est-que je peux t’aider?” they say.
I smirk, I have studied french for 8 years and now it’s my moment to shine
“oui oui on hon hon baguette baguette” I reply
The penguins nod. They understand my plan to take over the world and is willing to join. We train the penguin army, and we go to America
What do we do in America? Easy. We go up to a government building, the guards see the penguins, and immediately forgets what they were doing originally, they pet the penguins, obviously. It’s all going to plan.
I sneak into the building and declare myself president. It’s ok that I’m not American. I declare that Non-Americans can become president after becoming the president.
Great, I now have a penguin army and America. I repeat this process until we’re leader of all countries. What do I do after that?
As the the co-leaders of earth, I go to my math teacher’s house and ask for a perfect 100 on my grades. I get it, through a tough battle.
Now I can finally go home without putting shaming on my family :D
hi, im here, tada, its great, my cat learned how to use his cat wheel and i am so proud of him but he is also very dumb when we lock the wheel and he still tries to run so heheha
does anyone still remember my ocs (trick question. I have never info dumped abt my ocs here)
so i watched alice in borderland szn 2! I watched szn 1 when it first came out but szn2 was hella great too! I’m hella obsessed with chishiya now cuz goddamn he’s hella fine
so here’s a totally hypothetical drawing of my ocs during a puzzle because AIB really made me pull out my (non-existent) puzzle solving skills