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Here I am using Tumblr like I used to so if you know me and see this, no you didn’t, I’m just writing through trauma that keeps coming up and this is towards the person who caused and will never see it.

It was at a young age that I fell for you. I’m still young now but what you did fucking aged me. Every year I have to relive us being engaged and me finding out you’ve been cheating. October, a month after our engagement, was when I found out it’d been happening for months and February of the next year was when I tried to escape the pain of it permanently. Its been years since but I still can’t shake what you did to me. I could never hate you but I damn sure can’t forgive you for what you did

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Cursed hotdog content

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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the doctor who fandom rn

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I just want things to be okay again

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THE ACCURACY

Doctor Who era’s summarised with confusing spoilers

One: My kidnapper is annoying and won’t shut up.

Two: Are Scotsmen hot? Yes. Very.

Three: Are the military okay? No. Except that one Sergeant; he’s sweet.

Four: How many problems can be solved by confectionery and talking out of your arse? More than you would expect.

Five: Single father of three going to be great dad one day.

Six: Tailors are evil and so are the BBC.

Seven: Belief in communism will repel zombies.

Eight: What’s worse than death? The US healthcare system.

Nine: Finding people annoying is not mutually exclusive with overwhelming love for humanity. 

Ten: Can a man be both a twink and a lesbian at once?

Eleven: Baby is also eldritch figure from dawn of time.

Twelve: Punk grandad just wants to play guitar.

Thirteen: Local woman under impression that constant longing looks at blonde lady friend definitely mean platonic affection.

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Henry is literally the only reason a live action Geralt of Rivia worked in the first place. And it has nothing to do with him being a big fit dude but everything to do with him being a huge nerd and a bigass fan of the books and the video games. He knew this character. He was literally on set discussing with the show runners what Geralt would or wouldn’t do. This show only worked because Henry was the One good choice for Geralt. Just cancel your fucking show.

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My tummy hurts (seductively)

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i truly believe that i have contributed to at least half of the total views on this video

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If I give an unprompted presentation about the history of Doctor Who during dinner, is that hot?

#doctor who

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BILL DESERVED SO MUCH MORE

I absolutely love how 12 chose Bill to be his new companion

Watching her in the lectures, noticing her sense of wonder and excitement to learn new things

The fact that she’s not even a student but still regularly attends lectures for the sake of learning

The fact that she doesn’t get discouraged when she doesn’t know something and instead is excited to learn something new

Her dedication to being tutored and being his friend over their time together

She’s such a good companion and I wish we had more time with her

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more from when I used to make these on instagram

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torchwood makes me wish bisexual people were real :/

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they recast the main character???? are you fucking KIDDING me????

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The Pallas’s cat has the densest fur of any cat in the world, and also the shortest legs relative to its body size. BBC Earth

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Exclusive footage of season 4:

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anyway it’s a real shame netflix cancelled the witcher after only three seasons! would have loved to see more of it!