no offense to salmon but it seems a lot easier to swim with the tide than against it
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I get so defensive of the women in TMA like "she killed people" "She fed that guy to the distortion!!" "She was mean to Jon!" " She tried to kill Jon" "She set that guy's head on fire!!" "She set that house on fire!" Like, God forbid women have hobbies right??? God forbid women do anything!!!
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Bothersome beast, comforting friend
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Controversial ways i'm raising my children
• I will parent them in uniquely toxic ways so they each develop a different personality disorder as adults
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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
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started calling my executive dysfunction issues my board of dysfunctional executives and treating it like a room of frail old white men and it hasn't fixed everything but it sure is fucking funny
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the other night i saw a kid with the most nonchalant expression wearing a big puffy coat being pulled along on rollerblades by a tiny dog
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image i am in love with
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dyhard is the ultimate cringefail x cringefail pairing im obsessed with them
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Gertrude: Lured all of her assistants to their death entirely on purpose and enslaved a ghost against his will to serve a book
Basira: Yes girl! Get it 💪 queen shit
Jonathan: Makes someone tell him important information and gives them a bad recurring dream
Basira: Mmmm don’t you think that’s a little… invasive?
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the whump fan’s dilemma
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