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cannot watch the return of the king without thinking of that bad bootleg with the fucked up subtitles that said “this will be the end of Gender as we know it” instead of “this will be the end of Gondor as we know it”

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This is the best one

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this app is great bc i’ll be scrolling past gifs of two men having raw sex and then i’ll be inexplicably whisked away to the app store page for the monopoly app

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fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

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He’s 1 now ‼️‼️

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All this about not getting to see John Lennon on twitter but I think the real tragedy is that Freddie Mercury never had an instagram

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corny straight post: mmmmnff kitten are u ready to get cnc’d and then watch stranger things after. in a thunderstorm

corny gay post: I’m you dad’s cousin’s uncle’s construction site co worker’ grandpa. and i’m gonna Fuck You

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We’ve all been there

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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

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Chappell Roan - Coachella 2024

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One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

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