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Okay so something about the spiderbit wedding has been sitting in the back of my mind for awhile now and I don't know if anyone's talked about it but I just recently figured out the words to articulate it (kind of) so here we go!

Prior to the q!spiderbit wedding, a lot of the fanart/fanfics I saw/read depicted Cellbit waiting at the altar while Roier is walked down the aisle by either Foolish or Vegetta. Which makes sense! It keeps with the idea of the father "giving away" the bride (or in this case, the groom) at the wedding, which wouldn't be possible for Cellbit since he doesn't have any parental figures on the island. So, I was a little surprised when the wedding day came and Cellbit was the one to walk down the aisle while Roier waited at the altar. I was a bit disappointed at first---they missed a chance to do a sweet little spin on a wedding tradition! (Found family* my beloved <3)

But then I kept thinking---something about Cellbit walking down the aisle. Something about Cellbit walking down the aisle. Something about Cellbit walking down the aisle to the altar where Roier, his soon-to-be husband and trusted confidant, stands; where Felps, his best friend whom he just got back from an unknown fate, stands; where Forever, the friend he wronged but never lost faith in and wants to do right by going forward, stands.

Something about Cellbit being alone and walking himself down the aisle towards them like he is making an active choice. After the fear and the isolation, pushing others away and hurting those close to him so he could make himself a martyr because he felt like he had to face the Federation alone and that he could only rely on himself---now choosing to walk towards the altar where they stand---walking towards his happy ending.

Because this is his happy ending. I'm not at all an advocate for the idea of "oh romance/marriage is the only thing that will make you happy in life" but not only is being married to Roier something Cellbit desperately wants, this wedding means so much more than just getting married.

Of course, this isn't really the end, but for someone like Cellbit, it's a start. A new beginning. A brand new chapter of love, friendship, and trust. So yes, Cellbit walks down the aisle at his wedding, and he does it alone, and he does it because he deserves it, and he does it because he wants to, and he does it because he has to, and he does it because he needs this.

*I would just like to note that found family does not have to follow a nuclear formula with parent-child roles and I don't wish to propagate this misconception. That's just how Roier's family is structured in canon. Foolish and Vegetta are boyfriends and Roier calls them (or at least Foolish) "dad" that's just how it is and it is beautiful &lt;3

Also apologies if I get any lore wrong. I'm not a Roier or Cellbit main viewer but I learn a lot through what I do watch of their streams and what I absorb through my dash. Hopefully this still makes sense.

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to think they met 2 months ago

cellbit: […] walking around the hotel, trying to get in, they tried to get into Leonarda’s room. Are you recording?

forever: yes

both: [laugh]

(translation provided by @/cellbitENG on twitter)

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inspired by roier being canonically asleep since over a week ago after the wedding. i imagine qcellbit looking at qroier longingly and dramatically while getting up every morning

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Adios...

#these were the dark days… #qsmp #roier #cellbit

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I love gay people happy pride

#guapoduo nation won today #qsmp #cellbit #roier

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While he played on the hills with other islanders, q!Roier gazed at q!Cellbit in the distance.

Without knowing that, q!Philza took this photo:

and today he has given it to q!Cellbit

It is unbelievable that this photo has such a deep background and none of them knows it.

screenshot credits: @raptor45Efe at twitter

#qsmp #guapoduo #q!roier #q!cellbit

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so what i’m hearing is q!cellbit for president and q!roier for first lady?

#qsmp

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Richa left a painting and a letter for Forever!

"Hey dad, stop being so whiny. I just miss being able to help you, I can't handle laying on my bed all day anymore >:(

As long as you aren't rolling down a cliffside scratching all your body while also fighting against 5 wither bosses, I want to be with you"

#richarlyson my beloved

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i didnt see a clip anywhere of this so. dapper and ramon being the most twins-y twins: hitting each other with comically large hammers the second they are unsupervised

#BONK #they’re so cute #qsmp

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AU where Q!Cellbit is really a traitor and Q!Roier joins him and they get into their Villain Lovers arc

#pretty boys #qsmp fanart #q!cellbit #q!roier

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noooo, why is forever going away??

He'll be traveling with his girlfriend!! But he may meet up with Cellbit bc he'll be in São Paulo :D

#OMG insaneduo meetup??? #qsmp #cellbit #forever

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AU where Q!Cellbit is really a traitor and Q!Roier joins him and they get into their Villain Lovers arc

#qsmp #guapoduo

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guapoduo nation WE RISE AGAIN

#thank god the angst is over for now #i was dying #yay the return of guapito and gatinho 🥰 #qsmp #q!cellbit #q!roier

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thinking about how cardigan by taylor swift fits q!guapoduo rn..

and when i felt like i was an old cardigan, you put me on and said i was your favorite

(q!ro trusted him during his federation era when no one else did)

you drew stars around my scars, but now i’m bleeding

(both had traumas that resurfaced again after today: q!ro always getting betrayed & q!cell always fucking up and being hated)

#as a matter of fact most of folklore fits these tragic two #‘the 1’ also fits them so well :( #help as i relate to q!cellbit as he goes thru a breakup #folklore is The breakup album #qsmp #q!cellbit #q!roier

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pls let q!cellbit have One happy day 😞

#qsmp #q!cellbit

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A summary of the Guapoduo lore today because my heart is in tatters

Roier and Quackity are doing a bit and fighting each other at the Oxxo. Roier says "Help!" in chat. Cellbit sees it and gets worried, asking where he is.

Roier doesn't respond, so Cellbit gets even more worried. He starts checking the map to see where Roier is despite the fact he's in a dungeon with Forever

Eventually, Cellbit warps over to the Oxxo to check on Roier (he's fine). They have some banter, and Cellbit says he wants to talk to Melissa / the psychologist about something. Roier asks why he wants to talk to Melissa instead of him, and Cellbit says it's just because he wants to get something off his chest.

Quackity says he knows a doctor and relogs as Doctor Simi. They go to Roier's psychology office and ask Roier to wait outside so Cellbit can have a private conversation with Doctor Simi (Quackity).

(Roier secretly stays outside on the roof and listens to the conversation)

Cellbit confesses that he and Abueloier (Roier's "Abuelo" who visited the Island for the wedding) got into a fight because Abueloier was trying to stop / ruin their marriage. In the first incident, Cellbit was triggered by a cellphone and jail cell (which reminded him of his past) and he says he "accidentally" stabbed Abueloier 7 times. He says Abueloier pulled a chainsaw on him next, which triggered him more because Cucurucho attacked and tortured him with a chainsaw, and he stabbed Abueloier again and then buried his body

Doctor Simi (Quackity) tells Cellbit to lie to Roier, but when Roier comes back inside, Cellbit tells him the truth. Roier says he already knew, but he's disappointed and sad and doesn't want to talk to Cellbit.

Roier says he seriously needs to consider whether he still wants to marry Cellbit, and runs off.

As Cellbit is about to warp away, Doctor Simi (Quackity) attacks and kills Roier. Cellbit cancels the warp and runs to protect Roier, but Quackity is able to get around him and hit Roier one more time (killing him) then logs out.

Cellbit sets up a spawn trap and tries to kill Quackity when he logs back in, furious that he tried to kill his fiance.

Eventually the three of them all meet up again, and Quackity tries to help smooth things over (and even resorts to flat out lying and saying it's a cultural difference). Roier says he needs to find his Abuelo's body.

Cellbit tells him it’s fine if he doesn’t want to talk or if he needs time to think and asks Roier to remember one thing, and then he hands him an Amaranth (a flower that means eternal love -- the same flower he left in a chest for Roier when the Federation infiltration plan went wrong)

They part ways, and Richarlyson hunts down Roier to talk to him. Richarlyson: He loves you very much, he was just scared that Abueloier would try to ruin the wedding. Roier: My Abuelo didn’t ruin our wedding. Cellbit did. There is no justification Richarlyson, imagine that someone came and tries to kill your dad. Richarlyson: But he’s sorry Roier: Yes, it’s fine, and I already forgave him, but right now I don’t want to see him, and I’m not going to marry him. First I want to know where my grandfather is. Richarlyson: But if you spend a lot of time away from him, he’ll be sad Roier: And I’m sad too

Ultimately, Roier says he still likes Cellbit, but he's sad and he wants to be alone.

Roier warps to Cellbit's castle to drop off Richarlyson, and barely says anything to him. Right as Roier is warping away, Cellbit says "I love you." Roier doesn't hear him.

Richarlyson chases down Roier to tell him Cellbit said he loves him. Cellbit chases after Richarlyson and tells Roier he doesn't want to pressure him. Cellbit: I just wanted to talk... I don't want you to feel pressured, I understand if you don't want to come back. [...] Even if you change your mind, I want you to know that the time I spent with you was very important to me, you were the only person who trusted in me. You were there when no one else was. Roier: Thank you. Thank you. Me... Me too Cellbit, but right now I'm sad, and angry.

Cellbit says goodbye in the usual way, calling Roier guapito and Roier responds saying “Goodbye Cellbit,” not calling him gatinho.

[Roier's POV] Roier wonders if he'll ever be happy again, and that Roier cubito being happy isn't canon. Roier: First the tacos, then Bobby… and now gatinho… what’s next? [...] Roier: Today they betrayed me again, they stabbed me in the back once more. Today, I’d put on my old clothes (Spider-man outfit) because I felt good… but not anymore.

[Cellbit's POV] Cellbit asks Dapper if he thinks he can revive Abueloier with a Death Totem. Bad doesn’t like the idea and is trying to discourage them, but Cellbit says it’s the only thing that can fix his marriage

Cellbit says he’s willing to sell his soul, to do anything to get Roier back, saying "There are no rules when you consider love" and "I WANT TO BE GAY MARRIED WITH MY HUSBAND"

Dapper says he may need someone related to Abueloier, so Cellbit says he’ll hold off the occultism until Roier comes back online.

Cellbit says he’s willing to sell his soul in order to get Abueloier back and make Roier happy. He says he will make this marriage happen – then elaborates and says, "but only if Roier wants to," he wouldn’t do it without Roier’s consent.

That's about it for now! We'll have to wait and see what happens next.

#every conversation they had was a knife to the chest for me #no more ‘guapito’s and ‘gatinho’s :( #i miss them so much #the cc’s are sick in the head for this plot point #qsmp #cellbit #roier

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“ i miss the times cucurucho tortured me with a chainsaw, at least then i slept angry and not sad and alone. ”

- q!cellbit

#pls someone save him #he doesn’t deserve this #he just wanted to love his fiancé in peace 😭 #all q!cellbit knows is pain and suffering #qsmp #q!cellbit #cellbit