CBC Presidential Candidates as John Mulaney
@presidentberkeley
@oliverzafar
@jokorbel
@admiralbell
@tjchrch
@leonsolis
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CBC + CAUCASIAN JAMES. @admiralbell / @corinnejmorris
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@admiralbell @oliverzafar (x)
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Corinne: I'm not married, but I will be in 3-5 years.
Sybil: Oh, are you engaged?
Corinne: No.
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@charlesasimov @presidentberkeley
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cbc crack #002 / ??? — @hans-starke
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she werks hard for the money so hardddd honey honeyyyy~
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Admiral William Bell, probably
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CBC ft. RPDR Part 2
@oliverzafar @gavinmoir @presidentberkeley @rmoskowitz @admiralbell @delilahcconnelly @tjchrch @laurabellamy @haroldjbuchanan @senatorli @leonsolis @hans-starke @notalexanderward @nelliott @nataliefuckingmeyer @aramintademarco @albacruz-ing @sybilbuchanan @corinnejmorris @miketconnelly @jovicstjames @victorialeval @gwendolyn-steele @dorothywaldorf @annekane @eliseberkeley @adamconnelly
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CBC ft. RPDR Part 1
@pilarvercio @admiralbell @gwendolyn-steele @notalexanderward @mmcarsn @gavinmoir @eliseberkeley @viirsingh @annekane @oliverzafar @jovicstjames @adamconnelly @corinnejmorris @sybilbuchanan @leonsolis @presidentberkeley @albacruz-ing @nelliott @tjchrch @miketconnelly @joedamatojr @annekane @rmoskowitz
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@admiralbell
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adamconnelly:
Cold Blooded Creatures: A Netflix Original Series (feat. @leonsolis, @fernandoxchavez, @gvcoleman, @presidentberkeley, @coldbloodedrp)
In Washington D.C., nothing is personal - it’s just politics.
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Guys, Dani&Dani decided to pull together a Politicians Read Thirst Tweets compilation so please submit your thirst tweets in reply to this post! Use any format, but please just note to which character it's aimed at. <3
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