catspawzz

[catspawzz]

Looking at Ben's recent ex's, I'm starting to believe his current love life is karma for letting Kat go 💀

#she was a real one

[catspawzz]

A few days after Ben "announced" he's moving on, Jess is oh so happy in Italy 🙊What a coincidence 😆

How this other guy is OK with being her fallback guy is beyond me...💀

[catspawzz]

Ben planting the story in The Sun about himself being on Raya and wanting a baby in the future is a baller move 😆

Good for him!

Oh, and take that, Jess 😜

But that picture is SOOO CRINGE. CHANGE IT, BEN!

#ben hardy

[catspawzz]

I might soon visit your patria @londongirl

Today I found out my dad is moving to Córdoba, Argentina in June and will teach history in a Polish school there 👀🤯

And now he's asking me to teach him basic Spanish. I have 2 months. Good luck to us, considering my dad's 60 and has no ear for languages 😆✌️

Anyway, this is a shocker to me but apparently, it's always been his dream to move somewhere warm and nice after his retirement 🤷🏻‍♀️Oh and he's the biggest Messi fan in the world so I guess Argentina makes sense 😆

#personal #i'm still in shock #but a good one

[catspawzz]

Mmmkay Ben 👀😆 Good to see you're staying the course.

#moving on #coming back from the dead #leaving the mess behind 🙏 #slowly but surely #next step-unfollow pls

[catspawzz]

Good news! Looks like Ben and Jess's relationship is really over (for now). 🥳

[catspawzz]

Oh and btw. Unicorns comes out in the summer 💀

#personal

[catspawzz]

FUCK MEEEEEEE!!! WE WON IN PENALTIES!!!

Wojtek Szczęsny you're the best!!!

We're going to Germany!!

#uefa euro qualifiers #uefa euro 2024

[catspawzz]

Here we go 🥴💀 to be or not to be.

I wonder if Gwil's watching 👀

Edit: it's only been 19 minutes and I already said KURWA, JA PIERDOLĘ about 20 times 🫠

Edit 2: Wales scored but it was offside. Talk about fucking luck 🤦🏻‍♀️

This is gonna be a disaster 🤡

Edit 3: I can't believe we're heading towards penalties.

#uefa euro qualifiers

[catspawzz]

Also, why am I arguing with strangers on the Internet? I'm pushing 40 FFS 🤦🏻‍♀️😩

Anyway, guys, I think it's safe to say that when the movie's finally out, it's gonna be CRAZYYYY😆 I don't think the internet will be able to handle it. We're gonna enter a new era- the Hardel/Pardy era and it could actually be worse than hardzello 🌚

#ben hardy #unicorns movie

[catspawzz]

Not Ben losing thousands of followers because of the pics with Jason...👀

Girls, he's still an Oliver to your Hadleys.

They're just promoting their film. 😆

[catspawzz]

I feel like he's been bouncing back from their "fallouts" more quickly lately...

I'm calling it guys- the end of this shitty rollercoaster is near 🙋🏻‍♀️

Ok, maybe it's more my wishful thinking at this point but I'm trying...

#manifesting #iykyk

[catspawzz]

The fight must've been something else if she went to Italy to "visit her favourites" 🤡🙃 Plus, his new song...

B & J, LISTEN UP:

IF THIS IS SUCH A MESS HOW ABOUT JUST LETTING GO INSTEAD OF TRYING AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN?!

Addiction is no joke.

#iykyk

[catspawzz]

Man of the match...and a hottie too.

#nicola zalewski #polish nt

[catspawzz]

Watching the Polish national football team play is a painful experience, even when we're leading 2:0 against our opponent.

Edit: now it's 3:0. Hooray... I guess.

Edit2.: 4:0 Wtf Poland? I'm worried 👀

Edit3: 5:0

Maybe I should complain about them on Tumblr more often...

Edit4: 5:1 🤡😆 back to normal

Lewy doesn't even exist in this match. No surprise here.

#UEFA Euro qualifiers #uefa euro 2024 #we really suck even when we “don't”

[catspawzz]

Why do they always fight on Wednesdays? 🤔

[catspawzz]

Why don't you let normal people talk to you, ask you something or discuss it without any crazy thoughts?

Are those "normal people" in the room with us right now?