I wonder what it’s like to have energy… To do… Things…
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kissing a girl’s stomach is such a soft form of affection………i love it
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crusty white man: i idolize this misogynistic, racist male character with a violent superiority complex that was meant to be a commentary on men like me but i’m too dumb to realize that, he is just like me!
some girl with dyed hair: i idolize this quirky, alternatively dressed female character with a bubbly personality and many friends because i think she’s cute and funny, she’s just like me!
you fucking assholes: these two things are the exact same
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welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?
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i love girls we are so fun and have morals
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fucking love girls that are spacing out all the time if you say “what?” 5 times in 2 minutes youre extraordinary
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Misaki but she’s looking at her phone and not centered
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パンティ&ストッキング
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I posted these on twitter (@pucksaintcomics) too. Excited about her!
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there’s a lot of evidence that the iliad and the odyssey were actually composed by a variety of poets through an oral tradition rather than just by one poet, so what if the homeric texts are actually just a very long game of D&D
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i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me
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🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
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best girl bday
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The worst trope in the universe is when a female character who gets teased for looking like a “lesbian” turns out to be straight as like this whole “haha turns out she likes boys don’t stereotype” bitch just have her be gay @ Mean Girls/@ Bring It On
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Femme lesbians in big stompy boots rb if u agree
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birds are so small fragile and fat if anyone is ever mean to a helpless bird i will smack them down like the hand of god
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