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Unpopular fact: you’re constantly tasting your mouth

#unpopular post #tastegood #yummy yummy #true facts #big facts #you’re welcome

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Does today count as day 1 until Matt has to play F.C.G’s warforged friend, Pussy???

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hEEY!! FRIENDS! CRITTERS!!

Coincidentally the Campaign 3 launch coincides with the anniversary of my Gay Critical Role server so if you want to meet and get to know our little community feel free to stop on by!

We have a live chat where we chat while the episode runs and we occasionally have one shots! If you want to meet fun, sweet LGBTQIA+ critters, this is the place to be!

https://discord.gg/4DCzHeV

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dysphoria & witchcraft masterpost

sigils: 

dysphoria be gone

i am not trapped in my body

ward off & heal from misgendering + to keep from dissociating from dysphoria

i am full of masculinity

protection from dysphoria and trans positivity

my body is an agender body

i am free of dysphoria

i am in control of the severity of my dysphoria

i will not feel dysphoria

i control my dysphoria

protection against dysphoria & transphobia

i am not misgendered

i will not be misgendered today

non binary sigil

shapeshift sigil

increased femininity

confidence in gender expression

my gender is validated

i do not have gender dysphoria

i am immune to gender binaries (for dysphoria in non binary people)

spells:

dysphoria candle

anti dysphoria emoji spell

to alleviate gender dysphoria

dispelling dysphoria

gender (& sexuality) affirmation bottle

magic clothing

glamour to prevent misgendering

a masterpost for trans witches (not all spells are for dysphoria though)

voice dysphoria glamour

to stop chest dysphoria

menstruation dysphoria tea

hope this is helpful and you can always add some more if you’ve got anything helpful!

- mod ivy  ✨

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Yasha and Beau are the epitome of the "I think we deserve a soft epilogue my love. We are good people, and we’ve suffered enough." quote and you can't convince me otherwise.

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Beau and Yasha: Having a small, intimate wedding on the Nein Heroez, about to say “I do”

Uk’otoa: Bursts from the depths of the sea to kill Fjord

Beau, punching Uk’otoa in one of his many eyes: “OMG Fjord this is the BEST wedding gift you shouldn’t have!!”

Fjord, trying not to die: “YOU THINK I PLANNED THIS?????!!!!”

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I know everyone is talking about Caleb as a seasonal counselor at Veth’s summer camp, teaching magic to kids who want to be adventurers but can we also talk about Beau and Yasha as camp counselors as well

Beau teaching kids basic self defense but also the importance of research and she helps curate a small library collection for the campers. The nerdy/shy kids love her and always come to her for research questions or book recommendations. She also leads morning beach walks and meditations for the kids who want to get up extra early. She always has bacon from the cafeteria in her pockets and randomly offers kids pocket bacon

Yasha teaches the kids about weapons and referees any sparring matches to make sure they don’t get out of hand, plus she’s got some healing in case of emergencies. She also leads nightly campfires with rousing harp music. Yasha’s always able to find a soft spot in even the toughest of tough kids by just giving them flowers for a job well done or complimenting their form but also she takes no shit and on the rare occasion there’s a bully she can’t get through to, she gets scary and intimidating.

“How the heck did they get on Miss Yasha’s bad side?”

“MISS YASHA HAS A BAD SIDE???”

They insist on adopting a camp mascot that’s literally just like a puppy that they found on the side of the road one day but the puppy ends up growing into a huge wolf and it loves them/the camp kids anyway

Also because Yasha is so strong there is definitely a game that happens every so often where they see how many small children Yasha can physically carry at once. Hint: it’s a lot

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Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

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𝕾𝖗𝖙𝖆́ 𝓥𝖎𝓚𝖆𝓴𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖎 𝓥𝖎𝖇𝖊 𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖊さん/ Twitter

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me when i'm broke: why did I foolishly spend that 75 cents my mom gave me on candy in 1998

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*walks into room labelled employees only*

Employee: hey this room is for employees only

Me: then how am I standing here?

Manager: damn ur hired

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Doctors: good news is we found what condition you have, bad news is that you’ll have it for the rest of your life

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I made some pride bats, enjoy! 🦇🏳️‍🌈 EDIT: Part 2

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GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL–

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