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willlow grove gc  chap 1

hi this is the first thign ive ever done but basically its a group chat of the foxes, but imagine them kids as aussie teens in like perth or smth. idk why but im australian so here we GO

Willow Grove Softball Team

30/08/17

16:05

CharlieB created a group chat with SohlM, Poppy and Parker

CharlieB added BenMax

CharlieB added Dallass

CharlieB added Pheebs

CharlieB added Ari

CharlieB: who have i forgotten

SohlM: blake and tylaaaaaaa

CharlieB added TyTy

Charlie B added Blake

Dallass: hi

Blake left the chat

BenMax: fuckin blake

BenMax: get back here bitchboy

CharlieB added Blake

BenMax: gday

Blake: shut the ufck up

SohlM: calm ya faaarrmmmm

SohlM: charlie what this for??

CharlieB: i thought id make the team a groupchat!! it can be where we can share motivation and ask questions if you like :)

Blake: as IF

Blake named the group die in hell

TyTy: dude same

CharlieB: well im going to mute this chat now until we have any big events, text me individually if you need anything

SohlM: thank qqqqqqq

BenMax: THANKS CHARLEI

Dallass: whatd i miss

BenMax: nothing much mate

BenMax: except this ASS

SohlM: honestly shut the fuck up ben

BenMax: make me ;)

Blake: yuo two are disgusting

Dallass: whats up every1

TyTy: am legit just sitting at home

TyTy: a cold milo in hand

TyTy: staring outside

Dallass: edgyyyyy

TyTy: daallas i love u but dont fuckin interrupt me

TyTy: anyway

TyTy: look down at my phone and what do i see

BenMax: ya mums nudes

Dallass: ew

TyTy: no and SHUT the FUC up

Blake: what do you see teyelr

TyTy: i see,,, with my bare eyes...,

TyTy: a tiny spider

Dallass: ew???

Parker: oMg

Dallass: parker!!!!

Parker: DALLAS HI

Poppy: yooo parker

Parker: !!!!

TyTy: SHUT

TyTy: UR

TyTy: FACE

TyTy: ANYWAY

TyTy: this tiny baby siutting on my screen so obvs i freak

TyTy: and i try to flick it off

TyTy: but this bitch jumps

SohlM: this bitch empty

BenMax: YEET

BenMax: sorry ty continu??

TyTy: i stg im blcoking u all

TyTy: a n y w ay

TyTy: so the fuckr jumps onto my hoodie and now idk where its gone

Dallass: aw shiiiiiit mate

BenMax: LMAO

TyTy: get fcked ben x

BenMax: im tryin mate x

Dallass: lol

Parker: i want more details on the spider????? what sort??

TyTy: honestly didnt really spend too much time looking tbh

Parker: hfhg

Parker: thats boring tyler :(

Blake: hope its not poisonous

BenMax: hope it is

BenMax: kidding kidding ily bae

TyTy: die

SohlM: i wanna know where phoebus is

SohlM: missing this great chat

BenMax: mans out doing nerdy stuff w ari

BenMax: geez louise mal keep up

SohlM: how u kno

BenMax: i chekc my fuckin snaps boo

SohlM: truuuuuu

SohlM: why are they out its cold ,

SohlM: i want it to be hot

BenMax: u look so hot today rhonda

Dallass: liek a sunriseee

SohlM: iaudfshgdojpkadsfv

BenMax: anyone else had a crush on ketut when they were younger or was that just me

SohlM: nah man ketut was a LAD

BenMax: rhonda was p cute too

BenMax: i legit love rangas

TyTy: subtle much

SohlM: 👀

BenMax: blocked

Willow Grove Softball Team

1/07/17

15:45

Pheebs: aloha mi amigos

Dallass: hey ppheobus

SohlM: did?? u?? just?? mix?? two?? languageS??

Pheebs: what

Pheebs: shiT

SohlM: me, a multilingual, confused

Pheebs: stfu babes like half of us are bilignaul

Ari: you cant spell for shit mate

Pheebs: fck u ur small i can sit on u and u wil die

Ari: size doenst matter

Poppy: SHORT PEOPLE SUPPORT GROUP

Poppy: POPULATION: ME AND ARI

Pheebs: **ari and I

Poppy: shut ya face ur not my english teacher

BenMax: YOurE NoTm y DaD

BenMax: hey hey hey lads im at coles

SohlM: oooooooo

TyTy: once again the only thing ben contributes to this chat is vines

SohlM: gummi worms,

BenMax: tyeler stop bullying me : (  

BenMax: sure thing boo xxx

Pheebs: get me a hwole roast chicken babe

BenMax: no

Pheebs: consider urslef blocked then :)

BenMax: consider ur mum blocked

Poppy: ben can u get me a slushei from 711

BenMax:hmmmmmm

BenMax: whats in it for me

Poppy: my love and affection obvs

BenMax: sold ding ding ding

BenMax: anyone else here want sht

Blake: no coles can fuc off i only shop at real stores like iga

BenMax: whom

Dallass: IGA is so expensive thoguh

Blake: did i ask for your opinion margo

SohlM: oi

BenMax: take ur petty arguments elsewhere children

BenMax: i have a bag full of food and im gheading to 711 for my fasvorite gal

Poppy: :') am loved

SohlM: i would die for benjamin maxwell

Dallass: ben, the love of my life,

Poppy: the only man who matters

SohlM: the real slim shady

BenMax: WHFH

Pheebs: im sorry the old ben cant come to the phone right now

Pheebs: why?

Pheebs: oh!! cause hes dead

BenMax: ..

BenMax: gonna ignore that real quick

BenMax: im sittin at espalande park with all this food yall better get over here

Pheebs: u dont own me

BenMax: consider this: i have chips

Pheebs: omw

Poppy: im runnign as fast as my tiny legs can carry me

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