catboyfever

[catboyfever]

The computer lab in my middle school always had these colorful imac computers and I loved them. I used to always try and sit at a pink one! And when id finish my work, id go on neopets 😊

[catboyfever]

Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.

[catboyfever]

OPEN RP

“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“

[catboyfever]

this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

[catboyfever]

[catboyfever]

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

[catboyfever]

You won't reach a point where you don't need references anymore 😭

Even artists who freedraw regularly still do studies, refer to their past work, keep character sheets at hand, etc

Please don't impose that expectation on yourself just because of a live demo, tiktok, or timelapses especially

[catboyfever]

i dont know who needs to hear this but as a general PSA for those who pay people online for goods and services: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE BUYING. While it might seem funny to write a clever note along with your transaction, any sort of hint that you're buying something nsfw or even mildly suggestive poses a huge risk that the person you're paying is getting their method of payment shut down permanently. transaction services are stricter than ever. "thanks for the boobs" is a pipe bomb that only needs one pair of eyes to be noticed. loose lips sink ships

[catboyfever]

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

[catboyfever]

[catboyfever]

getting stoned and playing minecraft: stand still fro 1 hour watching your friends build something

getting stoned and playing sekiro: beat every boss hitless first try and finish the game in 1 second

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[catboyfever]

we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

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[catboyfever]

engaging in soundwave warfare with my neighbor who loudly plays only christian stadium country who has a nasty habit of loudly complaining about/misgendering my boyfriend directly under my office window

[catboyfever]

my parents have no issue with my art being explicit or sexual and are very supportive and this is great. the issue is they’re too supportive. my dad will whip out his phone and show neighbors we barely know paintings of naked trans men on their knees and be like ^_^ im so proud of my son!!!

[catboyfever]

people are way too comfortable being dismissive of children and teenagers. if a toddler comes up to you and starts explaining skibidi toilet lore or if a 13 year old asks you if you want to hear about their mha ocs you have to listen with utmost sincerity or at least pretend to. this is the only way you will get into heaven.

[catboyfever]

Customer: I’M A PROFESSIONAL FISHERMAN AND I FISH FOR TUNA ALL OVER THE WORLD DMV: I GOOGLED HIM, HE IS AND HE DOES Verdict: DENIED