Tʜᴇ ᴛᴀʟᴇ ᴏғ Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Rᴀʙʙɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs (1992)
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Things my cat has cried about today
I did not allow him in the heating oven.
I refused to open the already open bathroom door.
I did not let him climb in the dishwasher I was trying to start.
He wasn’t allowed to go outside and play with the raccoons that are feral and literally 5 times the size of him.
I sneezed.
He couldn’t open the drawer in my dresser that doesn’t open.
He wanted to attack my can (that still had soda in it) and I moved it out of his reach.
I took a shower.
My brother laughed.
My other cat fell asleep on my lap and he decided that was his nap spot but he didn’t want to share it.
I kicked him out of the laundry room.
I took a nap.
I woke up from a nap.
I did not put Moana on for him to watch.
A bird chirped outside my window.
He wasn’t allowed to stick his head in a burning candle.
He walked out of a room with people and didn’t like that no one was in the room with him. After he walked away. On his own volition.
His name is Frank, it is short for Frankenstein and he is very, very, extremely stupid.
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Your daily dose of cat memes
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