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This guy always takes his chocolate art to the next level!!... Omg!!

(Source)

#video

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anyone else feel like we're back in 2007

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pink carnations for the floral portrait series + detail (pls do not tag as "me", thank you!!)

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I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

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I wanted to make a backstory for the time I found this in pokemon Violet XD

#pokemon

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reminder to all lesbians that just because she is a lesbian and attracted to you does not mean she is the one. there are other lesbians out there. I promise. at least 5 of them

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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

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Laios' stats.

Ohmygod it really is that meme. Laios would be too powerful. Social skills nerfed by autism.

(from the dungeon meshi world guide)

#dungeon meshi

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I read this bdsm story where the sub was told to roll some dice and the they'd have a reward of punishment based on the number rolled, right? Not that weird of a premise for this sort of thing.

EXCEPT they used two d6s! And I am too much of a tabletop gamer to let that shit slide.

That's not how you do it! You roll a d12 or something so that each possibility has a roughly equal likelyhood.

But 2d6 and 1d12 have completely different probability curves! Look, here's a meme:

See? The punishment/reward most likely is gonna be the one at 7.

Although, I mean... I guess you could argue that this let's you weight the results? Like make 2 and 12 the biggest punishment/reward, so they only rarely roll, whereas smaller punishments/rewards around 7 are more likely.

But I don't know. It seems you'd want to explain that if you did.

Ugh. Another bdsm scenario ruined by unrealistic statistics.

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god imagine seeing this happen like every single day

bonus:

#dungeon meshi

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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

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i am starting a collection

#dungeon meshi #i do not ship this but these are amazing and i might be willing to be convinced

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#video #this is me

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would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

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I don't just want him to lose the election I want him to die