As far as I know there's no source for his age. Curious to see what everyone else thinks!
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sto morendo di fame, ma attendo notizie da tipa per sapere se mi farà compagnia o meno. nel mentre *continua a lavorare piangendo in biblioteca*
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sono a un battesimo, e da brava atea sono fuori a farmi i cazzi miei (manco è una chiesa storica ma un blocco di cemento quindi zero interesse storico-artistico per me)
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*Married life playing in the background
This idea was probably funnier in my head
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we've done it again folks
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ATTENTION TUMBLR
CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH
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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
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Messaggio più bello che hai mai ricevuto su tumblr?
non lo so, ma sicuro è la foto di qualche gatto.
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if you still use corded earbuds you’re automatically hotter than people who don’t
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this animal
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:
It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
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