i'm agent mobius, by the way
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dean: so sam asked me today if i had feelings for cas.
dean: and i said no, you know, like a liar.
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Bro, Frank Castle and Bucky Barnes be like, “I ain’t gotta kill you, my wife will” and that’s what matters
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“A woman should be able to kiss a man beautifully and romantically without any desire to be either his wife or his mistress.”
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F. Scott Fitzgerald
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tungler is gedding rid of porn cause theyre ashamed. like. they go to big meetings w other social media ceos and fecebook goes ‘we have conservatives and old people its chill’ instagram goes 'we have all yalls screenshots’ twitter goes 'we have celebrities saying dumb thinfs’ and then tungle people just kinda look down at the Dick Out Balls Out Sonic The Knothog fanart in hd and sigh a little
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“A woman should be able to kiss a man beautifully and romantically without any desire to be either his wife or his mistress.”
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F. Scott Fitzgerald
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*draco and harry arguing*
Harry: I don’t even wanna see you right now
Harry: *takes his glasses off*
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Thought I’d end up with Cho
But she wasn’t a match
Wrote some songs about Viktor
Now I listen and laugh
Even almost got married
And for Ginny, I’m so thankful
Wish I could say, “Thank you” to Cedric
Cause he was an angel
One taught me love
One taught me patience
And one taught me pain
Now I’m so amazing
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Spend more time with my friends
I ain’t worried ‘bout nothin’
Plus, I met someone else
We havin’ better discussions
I know they say I move on too fast
But this one gon’ last
‘Cause his name is Draco
And I’m so good with that (so good with that)
He taught me love (love)
He taught me patience (patience)
How he handles pain (pain)
That shit’s amazing (yeah, he’s amazing)
I’ve loved and I’ve lost (yeah, yeah)
But that’s not what I see (yeah, yeah)
‘Cause look what I’ve found (yeah, yeah)
Ain’t no need for searching, and for that, I say
Thank you, next (next)
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