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what is your holy trinity of fruits

#watermelon strawberries sumo oranges

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anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

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i would truly do anything for a chicken biscuit rn

#or even just. a good biscuit in general

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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#SCREAM #this is the most me thing ever

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they’ve been found 🙏🏼🙏🏼

might’ve just lost my sunglasses and i’m going a little insane over it

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might’ve just lost my sunglasses and i’m going a little insane over it

#they’re prescription #even if i was able to go and order a new pair today #it would take like 10 days for new ones to come #i can’t wait that long i can’t fucking see #these sunglasses are like a fucking security blanket atp i need them!!!!!!

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what am i supposed to do with myself now that i’ve finished the most life changing fic (<- experiences this at least once a month)

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my problem is that I give too many fucks!!! nonchalant people I want to be like you

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this is a rlly silly poll that probably nobody will see but I am curious:

#never #the socks have to feel the same on my feet #if that makes sense #also i always match up pairs when doing laundry so mismatched socks would have to be a conscious choice lol

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I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

#literally me rn #this fic has me in a chokehold i can’t do anything else

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Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house

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devotion that corrupts is my favorite btw there's nothing wrong with it ever & it should be encouraged

#was just thinking ab this post… #anyway fics that have this? top tier

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buttered noodles save me..... buttered noodles..... save me buttered noodles....

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i really miss when i could walk 2 minutes down the road and get a bowl of katsudon for $5.... i miss katsudon in general tbh

#making it a goal to learn how to make it after i move #bc i truly don't think there's anywhere good to get it near me #which is wack bc i live in a pretty big city lol #anyway. can y'all tell im hungry

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gonna fight this stupid fucking pharmacy

#like. i have less than 24 hours to be allowed to get this fucking prescription PLEASE get your shit figured out #ok actually everything is fine they fixed it in the middle of me typing this lmao

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only 20 more days…

#hopefully less if my roommate moves out before me #on a more positive note my friends and i toured a rlly good apt yesterday!! #it’s in such a nice neighborhood and the tent is shockingly cheap for the area so i’m very happy :) #*rent