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Perseus Jackson, the hero of Olympus
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“Why worry? If you’ve done the very best you can, worrying won’t make it any better.” — Walt Disney
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pjoshipweeks: week one ⇀ Sally/Poseidon & Sally/Paul
art 1 | art 2
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meanwhile in england
i am in a dress
everybody you talk to opens conversation with ‘FUCK it’s hot’
there are three hour long traffic jams for the beach
everybody not at the beach is at home wailing that it’s too damn hot
the shops have sold out of hair removal cream
it is 28°C how do you people do this ‘heat’ thing
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Reblog if you're NOT Tumblr famous and you appreciate your followers
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My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
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You can be lonely even when you are loved by many people, since you are still not anybody’s one and only.
Anne Frank (via tiredley)
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French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
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No matter how tempting, never, ever give up on a goal, you set it for a reason
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It’s National Annoy Squidward day
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