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“Silly me---was this a bad time to call?”

“Pain…is a pain.”

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I AM AN ACKERMAN. HEAR ME ROAAR.

"A...what?"

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Pardon my tits.

"...indeed."

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He's a GUY.

"How perceptive."

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Fullmetal Alchemist (2003) - Episode 35 (Screencaps by me)

#gallery

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Gentlemen prefer blondes. But I'm a villain.

"I do hope you haven't been praticising that one all day."

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LERST ER LERV YER.

"..."

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"..."

#ooc #...silly brothers I'm not dead jeez

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How about you, miss? Do you believe in Frank Archer?

"...I beg your pardon? That one Lieutenant Colonel?"

"I don't recall him ever being of particular relevance."

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I think of all the men I could've kissed.

"Perhaps if you were to spend less time contemplating it, there would be fewer on your list."

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In the evenings, I put on my pajamas.

"Do you truly believe it wise to waste my time with such nonsense?"

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*big lip and pouts at*

"Honestly..."

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*eats scones and makes crumbs on.*

"...and I expect you will be cleaning that up."

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Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

"Indeed. And generally results in one."

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Greed gained the power of love.

"...I beg your pardon?"

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*licks finger and makes sizzling noises at you.*

"Don't tell me that you have been practising that one all night."