Good Experience: My creative writing professor, one of the kindest, most open-minded arts teachers in any media that I have ever had, gave us an entire thirty minutes to just bring up stupid writing advice and complain about it.
Bad Experience: One of my classmates brought up how people always tell her to delete the word "very," and then she asked us how we felt about "very," and I completely forgot that I was a real boy in the real world and not on Tumbler dot Com, so I answered, "I love her. She's my girlfriend." And my professor was like "Did you just say the word 'very' is your girlfriend?????" and I had to just nod silently and reckon with the permanent damage this website has done to my brain.
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Pussy Hair Denser than a Grill Brush
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if I forgot your favorite subgenre or misclassified a band feel free to argue in the replies 👍
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“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”
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4 days until wet rat wednesday
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World’s first neutering [x]
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Alright, I'm finally all set up to start my career as a Tumblr Liver!
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