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I think one of my favorite aspects of Phineas and Ferb is that the entire cast is a perfect example of the One Degree of Separation trope.

By it's very nature, I literally can't state how many connections each character has to each other or I'd be here all day, but it's wild.

I will talk about my favorite little example of it, though. So, Stacy knows Perry's secret identity thanks to a technicality stopping her from getting mind wiped after seeing him in action. That on it's own is funny, but she's also friends with Candace (Perry's owner who he needs to hide his identity from) and Vanessa (who also knows his identity as he fights her dad), which is hilarious. In this trio of teen girls only Candace doesn't know that her pet is a secret agent.

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Tagging this with gay fandoms sorry

There's currently a European proposition to ban conversion practice in Europe

If you're European please sigh it

If you're not please reblog

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did you ever have a friend group that was named after everyone’s initials? [e.g MANG from ginny & georgia]

yes, still friends with them

yes, not still friends

no, but knew someone in a group like that

no, don’t know anyone who’s done that

i don’t know/im bald/any other miscellaneous infinitely nuanced answer

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«Know only this, mon cher. You are the only being I trust, and whom I love, above and beyond myself. All my love belongs to you. You are its keeper.»

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 2.02 "Do you know what it means to be loved by Death?"

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2x02 | Do You Know What It Means to Be Loved by Death Welcome! To the displacement of reason. And the excretion of pathetic desires. By that I mean… Good evening. What you're about to see… is, for you, an outrage that masks a birth and a rebirth of what is [...] Instead of mere human drama, we here at Theatre Des Vampires, delve into the underbelly of the human soul, to present to you the highest form of art in the lowest of ways! Have you repressions that need airing? Oh, you've come to the right place. Phobias toward your next of kin? Amis, we assist in turning down the sheets! Bloodlust?! Fear of the insane?! I salute your honesty. Right after I take my boot from your arse! But seriously, mes amis, being vampires, and by nature superior to you mortals, we can replicate the level of bilge necessary to disrupt your tiny ship called human decency. In fact, we capsize it. So, if you don't leave here tonight seeing the world upside down and liking very much what you see, and feel, then we here at Theatre Des Vampires, have failed in our jobs which is, at the heart of it, to laugh alongside your misery while you cry and scream for more.

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Daniel realizing this dynamic is even more messed up than he thought

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#pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepl

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down

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let's all kill ourselves

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This evening, my children fell asleep hungry because there was no proper food for them. We also walked for three hours to save drinking water. The place was inhumane and the water was polluted, but there was no other choice. Please help me cover travel costs for me and my family. War life is very tiring, especially my children who suffer every day due to lack of food, medicine and hospitals. Please keep sharing and donating as much as you can, every $5 can help us escape to a safe place and start a new life.

This evening, my children fell asleep hungry because there was no proper food for them. We also walked for three hours to save drinking water. The place was inhumane and the water was polluted, but there was no other choice. Please help me cover travel costs for me and my family. War life is very tiring, especially my children who suffer every day due to lack of food, medicine and hospitals. Please keep sharing and donating as much as you can, every $5 can help us escape to a safe place and start a new life.

The food consists of unhealthy expired cheese and overcooked canned foods that are not suitable for cooking.

https://gofund.me/0f3edba2