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Husk being chronically embarrassed of himself no matter how long they’ve been together fuels me tbh. 😂

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Part 205 of my bakery “enemies” au!

(the penultimate part!!)

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#SOBBING

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Part 204 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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#♥️♥️♥️♥️

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Husk went and bought some bike-safe clothes to cope with his adrenaline-junkie boyfriend uvu ✨

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Comic from Angel’s bday I forgot to put here!

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Part 203 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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#THEM!!!! #OH MY GOD THEM!!

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Part 202 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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#oh??? #oh!!!

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Part 200 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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#LET THEM DANCE

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Part 197 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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#THEM

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Why am I working on like a million different pieces. I need to stop because I’m not finishing any 😖

Also have another updated huskerdust wip

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i actually do kinda like delivering groceries on the side because it gives me such a unique cross-section of the community. i never know whose groceries im shopping for until i finish the delivery and see them/their home and it's like it adds more detail to the picture of who they are. the baby supplies going to the apartment that i know for a fact is one bedroom (they'll be moving soon - i bet they're apartment hunting, i hope they find a place). the new cat litter box, bowl, and kitten food going to the house covered in "i <3 my dog" paraphernalia (a kitten definitely showed up on the porch recently and made itself at home). the fairly healthy boring grocery order that includes an incongruous tub of candy-filled ice cream going to the home of an elderly woman with toddler toys in the yard (it's clearly for her grandkids, whom she sees often).

shopping for someone else's groceries is a fairly intimate thing. i've bought condoms and pregnancy tests, allergy medicine and nyquil, baby benadryl and teething gel, a huge pile of veggies paired with an equally huge pile of junk food, tampons and shampoo and closet organizers and ant traps and deodorizing shoe inserts and a million other little things that tell a million different stories in their endless combinations. one time someone had me buy one single green bean. i messaged them to confirm that's actually what they wanted, and they said yes - neither of them liked green beans very much, but they had a baby they were introducing to solid foods, and they wanted to let him try one to see if he liked them. another time i had someone request 50 fresh roma tomatoes - not for a restaurant, but for a person in an apartment. the kitchen behind them smelled like basil and garlic when they opened the door. another time i brought groceries to three elderly blind women who share a house. that was one of the few times i have ever broken my rule and gone inside a place i've delivered to, because they asked if i could place the grocery bags in a specific location in the kitchen for them to work on unloading and there was no way i was going to refuse helping.

i gripe about the poor tippers, but people can also be incredibly kind. one time i took shelter from a sudden vicious hailstorm inside an older lady's home in a trailer park, while i was in the middle of delivering her groceries. we both huddled just inside the door, watching in shock as golf-ball-sized hail swept through for about five minutes and then disappeared. she handed me an extra $10 bill on my way out the door.

when covid was at its deadliest, people would leave extra (often lysol-scented) cash tips and thank-you notes for me taped to the door or partially under the mat. i especially loved the clearly kid-drawn thank you notes with marker renderings of blobby people in masks, or trees, or rainbows. in summer of 2020 i delivered to a nice older couple who lived outside of town in the hills, and they insisted i take a huge double handful of extra disposable gloves and masks to wear while shopping - those were hard to find in stores at the time, but they wanted me to have some of their supply and wouldn't take no for an answer.

anyway. all this to say people are mostly good, or at least trying to be, despite my complaints.

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I just wanted to draw a kwami swap au but now i am in love with mari!chat noir

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Been a while

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Part 195 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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Part 194 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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Part 193 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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Part 192 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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