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kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

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It's incredible how people have been protesting pants and skirts not having pockets but not a single peep is heard over the fact that skirts no longer have underskirts by default. Underskirts (or lining) was a thing when I was a child, no skirt would be made without lining, you didn't have to think and check if your whole ass is visible in a skirt because lining was a thing!!!! Now most skirts don't and it's simply because it's cheaper, fuck the fact that a customer doesn't want their panties shown in broad daylight, it saves a couple of cents on material.

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cemeteries aren’t creepy they’re actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

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yk how hard it is for me to not correct misinformation on posts about sports on this website full of people who don't watch sports

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Tattoo of the orion constellation

#Tattoo #orion #constellation #stars #universe #nights #orion constellation #my tattoos

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

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yo when are we supposed to start germinating herb seeds again? For Context I live in southern Ontario but I kept a basil plant alive for like 18 months in my last apartment and now I'm gonna go again

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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

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I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you

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Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

#the characters I cry over at 2 am be like

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got a bit of catching up to do, so I can't 100 percent comment on relation between ossie personality and his outfit which I'm sure you put a lot of thought into, but I do love to see a good bandolier with lots of pouches!

It sure seems useful on the run and in exile! Can't wait to read more about ossie!

Thinking a bit more about my Jedi OC, Ossie's in-exile outfit. Alongside his safari-style helmet and poncho, I'm adding a bandolier with pouches, together with vintage biker goggles and a scarf around his neck to help his look.

below gives an idea of what the bandolier looks like for context:

tagging my buddy @lanabenikosdoormat

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joining a fandom discord server is so funny bc you either come out with some of the bestest friends you’ve ever made in your life OR the experience of bearing witness to some of the most insane and specific drama you could imagine

#I managed to do both in one lol

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Reblog if you want more interaction with your mutuals and followers :D

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*sees my mutuals logged on at the same time* ugh WHAT a day. Thank god you’re here. *doesn’t interact with them in any shape or form*

#cato I'm so sorry for spamreblogging your posts #These are just so relatable

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Reblog if

It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.

#go for it guys