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Was gonna clean my closet today, however my contacts have informed me that I will soon be holding guardianship of a newborn kitten. As such all plans have been put on hold as I prepare for the arrival of my new heir.

Ive already put a nametag order in at the engravers and have been scouring the internet for "toddler-size sofa" for the better part of three hours now

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Who could have forseen such things.

#captain reads the news

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English added by me :)

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

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This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

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As someone who’s a massive fan of both the httyd books and the movies, I’m curious at what the rest of the fandom think.

#love both for very different reasons #well #i love the first HTTYD film and much of the tv shows #the second is ok and the third never happened as far as i am concerned #but the first is one of my favourite films of all timr #while I love the book and they are fantastic in a different way #but have strong contest for favourite series #so overall the love equils out

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#dog called Rolo #but there is also #snug the blanket

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My best guess on direct sunlight being a problem to washing is maybe heat? Causing the parts of the body to heat and expand unevenly making the spaces bigger for water to get in? That or the little demon they tethered to this realm of existence to replace the motor, that likes to cause death and destruction for fun, is allergic to a sun/water combo attack.

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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

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Artist graphic by Hanarain on Twitter

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when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet

I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.

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literally my favorite type of tweet

#i spend too much time in thunderbirds #i wondered what Gordon Tracy was up to then

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