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rick and morty 100 years

SO LATE TO THIS TIKTOK TREND BUT WANTED TO DO IT FOR R&M!!!!

ricks and morty's featured:

c137

genderswap

cowboy

cop

j-377 by @vhvrs

guard

frankenstein by @starshapedspider

miami

c137 (younger)

evil morty

Song: L'amore dice ciao (From "La matriarca - The Libertine")

! PR0SHIP DNI !

#rick and morty

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@chickenwaffles17 I SO ENJOYED READING YOUR ANSWERS IN THE TEXT BOXES!!!!! All of your opinions are literally so so valid like—- SERIOUSLY WHAT EVEN WAS SEASON 8??!!! it gets worse and worse every time I watch it lol (i keep watching it)

(btw thank you so much for doing my quiz <3333)

I made a RED DWARF QUIZ ahhh (plz play)

#red dwarf

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I made a RED DWARF QUIZ ahhh (plz play)

#red dwarf #arnold rimmer #dave lister #rimster #kryten #uquiz

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#red dwarf

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Season 5 of Red Dwarf has always been my favourite, and it’s only just occurred to me that it’s the season where Rimmer’s being shoved in our faces at every possible angle.

In the entirety of Red Dwarf’s run, half of the simp material can be found in season 5 alone, your honour. The writers literally said, ‘let’s make this gay homophobic bastard wear a gingham dress and army boots, give him fishnets and make him a sadist, have him oiled up wearing nothing but a loincloth then have him get laid but give the episode emotional weight because he sacrifices his career for someone he cares about— just for shits and gigs.’

(Not only that, but they brought back the iconic green uniform for the inquisitor and I think that’s for the simps only.)

#red dwarf

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Red Dwarf 30 Day Challenge Redux: Day 4 👀 Favourite Red Dwarf moment?

“He’s cruel! He’s selfish! He thinks… terrible things.”

#Terrible mmh things #love this episode

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First ever edit of many more to come but it’s quarter past 1 I should really be in bed T-T

#yayy new red dwarf edit

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hrghhh ... have you ... caught any fish yet ............ me neither

#rimmer and mr flibbles #red dwarf #arnold rimmer

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fan fiction writers, I really need help with something,,,

I wrote this fic a long time ago and I’ve just been reminded of its existence. I want to finish writing it, but I don’t like the oc I created for it or the tense it’s written in. Is this something worth changing? I’m ashamed to admit it’s a wattpad fic. Would it be insane to go all the way back and turn it into a reader, present tense?

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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

#why did I just watch this movie #literally poor baby he jist needed a bit of love #alien

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Blorbos from my mining ship 3 million years into deep space

#I love the season 3 design so much #the captain emerald era holds a special significance in my mind #they look fabulous by the way #love the art

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🚔🚨📸✨

#shit shit shit this is soo so good #i feel like Rimmer’s hard to draw well but you captured him perfectly #also this format is so babygirl for them its perfect #red dwarf #a good red dwarf prison au would make me lose my mind man #arnold rimmer #dave lister #don’t talk to me about season 8 or last human

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I get chills reading these. These are so creative and gut wrenching. I sincerely wish there was a comic book series or fanfic fully exploring these darker themes.

Red Dwarf story ideas I’ve had while intoxicated: Hologram ghost story: In a future, distant even from the point of the show, Lister and the Cat have passed on. Kryten has stopped working. Red Dwarf itself is slowly deteriorating. Holly has mostly stopped working; the ship can only move forward, still picking up enough fuel as it does to continue shuffling forward, lights flickering through the massive gaps gouged into the sides. A hologram is still running, even though the hologram suite was badly damaged in a trip through an asteroid belt. He can’t store any new memories, and many of his old memories are lost, but he wanders around the deteriorating ship, and sometimes wonders where everybody has gone and why he’s alone, and if it’s all his fault.

Changing the past: Lister and Rimmer have gotten old in deep space. As Lister’s health begins to decline, they discover a technology that allows someone to force their current consciousness into a past form of themselves. Lister could go back to before the disaster and avoid everything. In one universe, he decides that he can’t do that - he’s lived an entire life, and that’s enough for him. In another universe, he and Rimmer suddenly wake up on Red Dwarf, young and alive and surrounded by people, with decades of memories of the lonely end of humanity. Lister is aware that if he saves himself from the disaster, he’s condemning Kryten to millions of years more in total isolation and making it so Cat will never be born. Despite how badly he wanted to be surrounded by people again, he finds it hard to spend time with anyone but Rimmer. All of his friends think that there’s something wrong with him, because overnight he’s changed completely. He and Rimmer try to warm people about the faulty drive plate, but they feel like no one listens to them. They both get off of Red Dwarf at Titan, adopt Frankenstein, and try not to think about the past or the future too much.

#red dwarf #these are great!

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happy anniversary everyone :)

#this is actually pretty touching #love this #red dwarf #red dwarf edit #the bois

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The Squad!

#god they’re so hot #arnold rimmer #red dwarf #they radiate bimbo energy

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Sad boi time.

#tin man sad lad baby boy #kryten #red dwarf