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Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended

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wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

#north south FUCK west is directions made for east coast people who hate the west coast

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do you think they would find each other in any universe

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Hello my dear Customers~

Today should be the day you ALL buy a Thneed!!

#just remembered the onceler used to be extremely fucking popular on this hellsite #im glad i came in just a few years after it died down otherwise id have turned out different

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Feel good inc is the craziest thing that can happen to a fourteen year old

#getting into gorillaz in my highschool years altered my brain #the song released when i was 5 so i was a decade late to the party #feel good inc and dare live in my head rent free

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english's pronunciation rules are absolute bullshit poopoo made up crap but one of my favorite side effects of this in written english specifically is like. altering the spelling of a word in such a way that it's technically pronounced the same. but reads very differently when your eyes go over it in written form. and that sort of dissonance between the proper spelling and the altered spelling producing the same basic sounds in your brain creates an unprecedented level of comedy.

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Addams kids🖤

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Tumblr Top Ships Bracket - FINALS

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#finally tumblr has good taste #gl>bl

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aint no way they got my goat pulling up to the function with a thingamajig 😭😭😭

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i am once again reminded of the fact that toby fox is a genius at comedic pacing

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sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together

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Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

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poker got woke

let's woker!

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pokemon mystery dungeon explorers games ARE the funniest flex in the franchise like. WHY did they have to make the story not only good but better than anything other pokemon game before or since. By all accounts the pmd games should be a silly little spinoff and instead they're like 'well. Doomed timeline apocalypse self-sacrifice true love narrative to traumatize the youth 🫡'. I think every spinoff made by a rando side studio for a major franchise should do this. they should all get a little silly with it

#pmd games are peak #really need to replay them soon