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Alex Turner with a fan in Madrid, Spain (recent)

📸: skimyifood

#the wired headphones omg #arctic monkeys #alex turner #the car tour #the car era #the car

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Magic

body paint extended outro - 25/06/23 bellahouston park glasgow (my video ahhhh!!)

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"Alright what do you prefer, a moustache or no moustache?"

UM SIR??? CHRIS EVANS??????????

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Baby Al with his devil horn, bedhead hair. I can't.

#devil horns #arctic monkeys #alex turner

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Jamie's man bun, Nick smoothing his hair, Matt looking so cool, and Alex. Just, Alex. As always

Good luck because I will never shut up about this behind the scenes video of Arctic Monkeys that I’ve never seen before . Thank you so much to this amazing Instagram account that has the best finds ever . Source

#alex turner #arctic monkeys #am era #the comb gets me #jamie cook is a masterpiece

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Fuck

#johnny knoxville #jackass

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Arctic Monkeys demos / early recordings

This is a collection of known Arctic Monkeys demos and early recordings. These are the ones I could find, but please let me know if you find more.

Some of these went on to get re-recorded later on and put on the studio albums, and others never made it past the demo stage or were mainly played during their early live shows. The early demos were all recorded between 2003-2004.

The 2Fly demos was the first recordings they ever did, recorded with Alan Smyth in Sheffield in the summer of 2003. The band used to hand out burned CDs with demos at their gigs and those demos were then collected by fans/journalists and shared online. Beneath the Boardwalk is the unofficial collection of all of these studio demos and live recordings.

The Five Minutes With Arctic Monkeys are re-recorded demos and came out in 2005 with two new demos, different to both the ones on Beneath the Boardwalk and later the released versions on Whatever People Say I Am That's What I'm Not.

I honestly don't know anything about the Favourite Worst Nightmare demos. But they're amazing!

There are truly some hidden gems in these, and I honestly love these demos so much. I hope you'll enjoy!

2Fly Studios Demos

Dancing Shoes

Riot Van

Train Or Bus

Bigger Boys And Stolen Sweethearts

Beneath the Boardwalk Demo Collection

Choo Choo

I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor

A Certain Romance

Bigger Boys And Stolen Sweethearts

Dancing Shoes

Cigarette Smoke

Fake Tales Of San Francisco

Knock A Door Run

Mardy Bum

Curtains Closed

From The Ritz To The Rubble

I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor

On The Run From The MI5

Scummy (Early When The Sun Goes Down)

Space Invaders

Still Take You Home

Wavin' Bye To The Train Or Bus

Ravey Ravey Ravey Club (Live)

Five Minutes With Arctic Monkeys EP

Fake Tales Of San Francisco

From The Ritz To The Rubble

Favourite Worst Nightmare Demos

Fluorescent Adolescent

The Bad Thing

Do Me A Favour

Brianstorm

Balaclava

Teddy Picker

Other

Fake Tales Of San Francisco (Blue version)

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I’m fucking wheezing. This is hilarious.

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The Last Shadow Puppets Covers

2008

SOS - by Rihanna (BBC Radio 1 Live Lounge)

In The Heat Of The Morning - by David Bowie (BBC Electric Proms + Second link + Studio version)

Wondrous Place - by Billy Fury (Glastonbury with Jack White + Second link + Studio version)

My Little Red Book - by Manfred Mann (Live at the Mayan + Studio live recording)

Memories - by Leonard Cohen (BBC Electric Proms)

Paris Summer - by Nancy Sinatra (Concert Privé with Alison Mosshart + BBC Electric Proms with Rosalie Cunningham + Studio live recording)

I Want You (She’s So Heavy) - by The Beatles (BBC Electric Proms + 2016 version Live at Studio Coast)

2016

505 - by Arctic Monkeys (Live at Rockwave + Second link)

Nitroglycerine - by The Gories (Live at Fillmore Detroit)

Moonage Daydream - by David Bowie (Live at T In The Park + Lollapalooza)

Ghost Rider - by Suicide (Live at Terminal 5)

Break the Walls Down - by Jim Johnston (Europavox Festival)

Les Cactus - by Jacques Dutronc (Rock En Seine + Studio version)

Totally Wired - by The Fall (Live at T In The Park + Studio version)

This Is Your Life - Glaxo Babies (Live at E-Werk + Studio version)

Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me - by The Smiths (Live at Alexandra Palace with Johnny Marr)

Is This What You Wanted - by Leonard Cohen (Live at Olympia + Studio version)

For @dovez-yum​  🌞

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Arctic Monkeys Covers

2006

Girls Aloud cover: Love Machine (BBC Live Lounge)

Barbara Lewis cover: Baby I’m Yours (Studio version)

2007

Amy Winehouse cover: You Know I’m No Good (BBC Radio 1 Live Lounge)

The Strokes cover: Take It Or Leave It (Live at Taratata)

Shirley Bassey cover: Diamonds Are Forever (Glastonbury + Studio version)

Rod McKuen cover: The Lovers (Live on Jonathan Ross)

The Little Flames cover: Put Your Dukes Up John (Studio Recording + Live performance)

2008

The Strokes cover: Reptilia (Only Alex - Live at Madame Jojo’s)

2009

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds cover: Red Right Hand (Live at Web Transmission + Studio version)

Dion cover: Only You Know (WRXP Session)

2011

Miles Kane cover: Colour Of The Trap (Only Alex - Live on OUÏ FM)

2012

The Beatles cover: Come Together (Olympics + Studio version)

Katy B cover: Katy On A Mission (BBC Live Lounge)

2013

Lou Reed cover: Walk On The Wild Side (Live at Echo Arena, Liverpool)

Drake cover: Just Hold On We’re Going Home (BBC Live Lounge)

2014

Patsy Cline cover: Strange (Triple J Like A Version)

Tame Impala cover: Feels Like We Only Go Backwards (Triple J Like A Version)

The Beatles cover: All My Loving (Live at Madison Square Garden)

2018

The White Stripers cover: The Union Fever (Live at Masonic Temple)

The Strokes cover: Is This It (Live at Forest Hills Stadium)

Elvis Costello cover: Lipstick Vogue (Live at Les Nuits de Fourvière)

Stephen Fretwell cover: - (Spotify Sessions)

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Moonage Daydream - Glastonbury  (for @lanatural-books 😘😘. Sorry, it’s a bit ugly 😅)

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Rare Arctic Monkeys performances

This is a nerdy little collection of performances of songs that I’ve not seen a lot or simply find interesting. I adore finding all the little trivia and details for myself, so I thought others might like to see as well.

Maybe they’re not all “that rare” but most were fairly new to me :))

** I’ll add more when I stumble upon it **

Here we go.

(I put it under Keep Reading because it was getting too long)

Keep reading

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n. horan

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Extra Special

Henry Cavill x Reader

Request from @airplanesinlove: Hi! I've seen that requests are open and you'll probably have a lot, but...can I get a Henry Cavill fluff or smut (or both) one shot, pls? We were born on the same day but different years and I like to dream about a parallel universe in which we celebrate together. Maybe you could do something with that? ❤️

Summary: Birthday (which you share)  shenanigans with Henry. 

Warnings: implied smut, but mostly fluff. 

   Feeling the sunlight pour through the window and onto your face was the second best feeling of the morning thus far, the first was the feeling of a heavy arm draped across your frame and a warm chest behind you. Without opening your eyes, you slowly turn around in Henry’s arms to face him. When you feel that your eyes are adequately shielded from the light you open them to take in your sleeping boyfriends face. He lies there peacefully with a low snore falling from his mouth. Starting to play a bit with his chest hair and admire its vastness you notice that the snoring stops. “Happy birthday” you say in a whisper. Seeing a grin start to spread across his face you lean over and place a kiss on his shoulder. Clearly too groggy to respond still you start placing more and more kisses on his shoulder, leading up to his neck where you nibble his soft skin a bit. He hums as his arm tightens around your waist. Turning his head he places a soft kiss on your cheek. “And a happy birthday to you too as well darling” he finally responds in an equally hushed tone. You two lay in silence again for a bit longer just holding each other and enjoying the bliss. You and Henry have only been dating for about six months so you were still in the honeymoon stage but you genuinely wanted to make this feeling last for the rest of your life. However, your silent bliss was interrupted by Henry’s gravelly morning voice. “We should get up love” he states.

“Why?” you moan out. “Today’s our birthday, we should just spend the day relaxing together” you say, trying to convince him to stay. 

“I agree, but I’ve also made plans for us. In order to realize those plans we have to get out of bed” Henry counters. 

“Ugh, yeah I guess so. What do those plans include?” you ask slyly while running your hand up and down his chest, pushing your scantily clad body against his own. 

“I’m glad you ask” he responds before kissing you deeply.  “It starts with a shower” he says against your lips. 

“What if I offer an alternative beginning?” you propose. 

“I would have to regretfully decline. I’ve made reservations” Henry says.

“Henry, it’s nine in the morning” you respond.

“Yes, and I’ve made brunch reservations for 10:30″ he states. 

“Ok” you sigh. “That does sound nice, thank you babe” you say with one final kiss to his lips. 

   After leisurely eating brunch you and Henry decide to take a walk in the park together. “How crazy is it that out of everyone, we started dating and just so happened to share a birthday?” you wonder out loud. 

“Sounds fateful to me” Henry responds, giving you a warm smile. 

“At first I didn’t think I was going to enjoy sharing a birthday with my boyfriend” 

“And what do you think of it so far?” He asks inquisitively. 

“I like it” You respond sweetly. “What about you?”

“Well I knew I was going to enjoy from the beginning” Henry answers honestly. “It makes the day extra special” he says looking at you with fondness while you take in the scenery around you. 

“That’s why I enjoy it now” you say. “Want to go home and relax before people start showing up for dinner?” you ask. You had planned a small get together for Henry since he doesn’t get to spend as much time with his family as he would like to. You wanted to keep it a surprise but one of his nephews had let it slip while talking to him on FaceTime. 

“Actually, I was thinking, since I didn’t have time to buy you a proper gift, I want to take you for a bit of shopping” 

“Henry, I said it’s not a problem. You don’t have to buy me anything”

“Yes you did say that, but you planned such a lovely party for me and I want to spoil you a bit” 

“Oh ok, if you insist” you give in, knowing he’s not gonna let up anyway. 

   You guys spend the next couple of hours browsing around the stores in the mall and just enjoying each others time. Henry has to stop a few times to take pictures with fans but it was sweet seeing him interact with fans, including doing his American accent when a young boy approached him calling him Superman. Every time you brought up going home Henry would come up with a different excuse and distraction to keep you busy, because at home yours and Henry’s friends were working together to surprise you. You hadn’t seen your family in a long time because they lived far away, so Henry flew them to London to celebrate with you, and also so that he could meet them for the first time. So in order to kill time you and Henry went to the animal shelter, went and got some coffee and birthday pastries, and even made a trip to the zoo. 

“Henry it’s almost 6, we really should get home and get all of the food out before your everyone starts showing up” you say tugging on Henry’s arm. 

“Yeah, you’re probably right. Let’s go” Henry knows everything should be in place now and that your family should be there. 

   You guys get home just after 6. Henry unlocks and opens the door for you to walk in first. When you flick on the light you’re shocked by a loud “SURPRISE!!!”. It takes you a second to figure out what’s happening, but when you do you notice your parents standing front and center. After hugging them and greeting them, Henry walks up to you and you introduce him to your parents, happy he gets to meet them finally. Your parents turn away to go mingle with Henrys’ parents. 

“I can’t believe you made this happen Henry!!” you say excitedly, wrapping your arms around his shoulder. 

“Well believe it. Surprise!” he responds, bending down to kiss you. 

“Thank you so much” you say against his lips. You guys spend the night talking and celebrating with your friends and family. At one point a large cake comes out sporting both of your names on it and you blow the candles out wrapped in each others arms.  Once everyone leaves and your parents have retreated to their hotel room for the night you and Henry sit on the couch listening to music. “Today was amazing Henry, I can’t say thank you enough” you say squeezing his hand. 

“You don’t have to. I wanted to make today special for you, and just being able to spend the day with you and make you happy has made this an amazing birthday for me as well” he says earnestly, gazing into your eyes with a toothy smile.

“Well our birthday isn’t over yet. I have one more present for you” you say. “Wait here, I’ll be right back” you say, holding up a finger to Henry as you leave the living room. You run up the stairs to the bedroom and grab a box that you had been hiding from under the bed. Opening it up, you take out the dark blue lacy lingerie and step into it. It’s a set that has a see through, lacy, tight tank top, and a pair of underwear. You give yourself a once-over in the mirror and run back downstairs. You find Henry sitting patiently on the couch waiting for you to return. Walking forward, you go to stand in-front of him and his eyes widen immediately, trying to take you in as much as you can. “Surprise” you say sweetly. Henry is still speechless as you move to sit on his lap. His hands find themselves on your thighs at his sides as you run yours through his curls. “Happy birthday baby” you say, staring into his bright blue eyes. You lean down and kiss him softly. Henry breaks the kiss when it starts getting heated.

“This has been the best birthday I’ve had in a long time” he says with a playful grin. 

“And it’s only gonna get better Cavill” you return his grin and move to kiss him again. He chuckles softly and stands up with you wrapping your legs around his waist instinctively. He walks you both up the stairs, rarely breaking the kiss, and into the bedroom, where your birthdays lasted into the next morning. 

                                                       The End 

#henry cavill #henry cavill imagine #henry cavill x reader

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I’ve Only got Scotch

Tommy Shelby x Reader

Summary: After having drinks with the Shelby brothers for the first time, Tommy walks you home. The only issue is that you’re out of Irish whiskey. Will Tommy be ok with it?

Warnings: 18+, swearing, smut!!!, unprotected sex (I can guarantee you that were Tommy Shelby alive during the age of condoms he would wear one, so you should too)

Authors note: This is a follow up to a headcanon I did where you’re Tommy’s receptionist so I would recommend reading it for context.

    You turn from Tommy’s paralyzing gaze to unlock the door to your flat. As you do, you can feel Tommy moving his body closer to yours. Walking up the stairs you suddenly feel the courage boosting effects of the earlier consumed whiskey wearing off, feeling completely aware of the fact that THE Thomas Shelby was about to enter your tiny Small Heath apartment. The very same Thomas Shelby that you promised yourself you wouldn’t fall for. However, the inhibition disabling effect of the whiskey was very much still intact, so you say to yourself “Fuck it”.

“What was that?” You hear Tommy ask. Then you realize that you had said that out loud. 

“Oh nothing” You reply. “It’s not much” you say opening the door to reveal your scant flat. “But it does the job” you say, trying to explain yourself. 

“I wasn’t expecting this” he says while letting his eyes wander around the room.

“And why is that?” 

“Well you’re always dressed nicely” Tommy compliments you.

“Well thank you Tommy. But I’m afraid that even if I could afford a nicer flat, I wouldn’t be able to find a landlord to rent to a single woman” you say.

“Y/N, this is Small Heath, all you have to do is explain your position in my office and I’m sure any landlord would accept you” Tommy says while sporting small grin. He moves to sit at your dining nook while you gather two glasses and your half empty bottle of scotch. Pouring some into the two glasses Tommy watches you attentively. Raising his glass for a toast, Tommy says “To scotch whiskey, not quite as good as Irish, but good enough to drink in the company of a pretty woman”. Eager to restore your earlier confidence, you down the amber liquid in one go, Tommy follows suit after watching you with a smirk. He grabs the bottle and pours another glass. You both decide to sip this one. 

   After sipping in silence for a moment, exchanging glances, Tommy finally catches your eye and you’re immediately sucked into his mesmerizing blue eyes. It’s then that Tommy makes his move, slowly leaning into you from his place in the chair beside you. When your lips finally connect it feels like a breath of fresh air. Your lips move eloquently against each others. Tommy deepens the kiss by moving his hand to the back of your head and sliding his tongue across your bottom lip. Opening your mouth slightly, you permit him to move his tongue into your mouth, but you don’t let him take control fully as you tangle your tongue with his in a heated fight for dominance. He takes his mouth off yours and pulls you into a standing position, quickly reconnecting and pulling you into his arms. You wrap your arms around his shoulders and grab the back of his neck, you both are trying to get impossibly closer together. He guides you across the room clumsily before he spins you and sits on the bed so that you can mount his lap. You rid him of his waistcoat, eager to open up the present underneath you. As you start on the buttons of his shirt, you feel his hands move from your waist down your thighs and under your skirt to unclip your garters. His hands then slide up your body to undo the buttons of your blouse. After you’re both rid of your tops, Tommy flips you again so that your back is against the mattress. He unzips your skirt and pulls it down your legs, bringing with it your tights. You’re now just left in your slip and garter. Bunching your slip up your body you take the hint and raise your hands so he can take it all the way off. He works his way down your body with soft kisses and small bites. After slipping your garter off he kisses your thighs in multiple spots before moving into your center. “I’ve dreamt of this before Y/N” he states before placing a wet kiss onto your mound, making you gasp. He works you slowly with his tongue, noting every sigh and soft moan that he emits from you. When he guides his index finger into your hole you moan his name and Tommy swears he’s never heard a more beautiful song in his life, which makes him moan lowly into you, sending vibrations across your whole body. This very action rips an animated orgasm from your body. Unable to control yourself you let out a mixture of curses and Tommy’s name is repeated like a prayer. 

   Tommy removes himself from between your legs and you see him wipe his mouth of your juices (which is an orgasmic sight in itself). He leans down and captures your lips again in a much more sloppy and passionate kiss. He stands to rid himself of his pants and boxers. Through hooded eyes, you take in his form. Instantly moving to rake your hands across his muscular chest. He lays on top of you and kisses you while positioning himself at your opening. As he slowly enters you, you both let out satisfied sighs once he buries himself to the hilt. Feeling more full than you ever have before. Tommy starts to move inside of you at a languid pace, taking the time to savour the feeling of your fluttering walls. When he feels you wrap your thighs around his frame and pull him even closer to your body he starts to move faster. Behind every thrust is an immense of power and you can feel pressure starting to build up in your core again. You swear you can feel every vein on his cock stroking the walls of your pussy. Tommy moves his head from its place on your shoulder to look you in the eye. You pull him into a passionate kiss and slip your tongue in, drawing a deep groan from the back of the Tommy’s throat. Hearing that sound and concentrating on every sensation that is happening throughout your body you mewl out sighs and swears again, feeling your second orgasm quickly approaching. “Tommy, please, faster” you beg between breaths. Wanting nothing more than to watch you spiral into pleasure again Tommy obeys you and starts thrusting at an intense speed. With the feeling of your walls pulsing around his cock, your nails scraping themselves across his shoulders, and the blissful look on your face as you cum, Tommy is thrust into his own orgasm. Spilling everything he’s got into you, he groans your name in a husky voice. Collapsing against you, you both bathe in your post-orgasmic heaven. Hesitantly pulling out of you, you almost wince at the feeling of being empty again. Standing up to grab his cigarette case and lighter you watch him stumble a little and can’t help the giggle that escapes your lips. He gives you a warning look over his shoulder, “You don’t frighten me Tommy” you say looking him dead in the eye with a small smile, his face relaxes into a smirk which then grows into a grin. Still grinning when he gets back into the bed, he lights a smoke and hands it over to you. He pulls you into his side and your slightly taken aback by the act of tenderness, but lay your head on his chest nonetheless. Laying in the silence and the warmth you let out a yawn. “I think I’m going to sleep now Tommy” you look up at him. 

“Alright” he responds, not moving his arm. 

“You’re not going to leave?” you ask surprised. 

“Do you want me to?” he asks with a quirked eyebrow and smirk playing at his lips. 

“No, I just figured you would” You say matter of factly. 

“Well you figured wrong” he responds. Deciding to let the matter go you doze off comfortably and easily on Tommy’s chest. Finding him, still there in the morning sends a warm feeling through your chest.

   For the next few days you always find Tommy sharing looks with you in the office. He’s also started calling you into his office more often to help with small tasks that he could easily do himself, and asking you to spend your lunch hours with him. Drinks at the Garrison after work become more and more common, sometimes with the other Shelby’s, sometimes it’s just the two of you. Knowing how Tommy is, you don’t push him to define what’s happening between you. One night though, after sharing a cigarette in bed you say goodnight and get ready to doze off. As your mind grows silent, you hear the words slip out of his mouth, “I love you Y/N”. You give him a kiss on his chest and say it back nonchalantly, deciding against making a big deal out of it, not wanting to over-excite him or yourself. The next morning you’re invited to your first family meeting. 

                                                  The End

For those who wanted to be tagged!! @thomashelbyswhore​, @walkingonshunshine​, @ysmmsy 

#Tommy Shelby #thomas shelby #tommy shelby imagine #tommy shelby x reader #tommy shelby oneshot #Peaky Blinders #peaky blinders imagine #cillian murphy #cillian murphy imagine #cillian murphy x reader

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Yeah, you're cute. But would you marathon iCarly and religiously quote the sick one-liners with me???

#icarly