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Words of wisdom

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RIP i lockpicked my chastity cage again so this time instead she's installing two lil guards next to my penis and one of them can only tell lies

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🤍

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personally if i’m out walking and smell laundry or someone else’s cooking or campfire i immediately get hit with a wave of nearly overwhelming comfort. on account of the joie de vivre

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Keep him safe, FireHeart

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>hear frantic clicking and the sounds of exertion

>must be a rhythm game player

>genuinely impressed at the apm

>look outside

>crabs are pinching a man to death

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Wunking and entering

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everyone say in the tags what their current custom discord status is

#it was HOW VILE CAN YOU BE! with 2 beer emoji at the front

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In New Horizons, if the game can't load an NPC due to their referenced model name being invalid, or for other reasons, the game will instead load a naked, unnamed Bob in their place as a failsafe. This was likely a dummy NPC used for testing reasons.

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let’s groove tonight, share the spice of life

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i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

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made some affirmations for my fellow grocery shoppers out there

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I FORGOT TO POST THIS HERE!

It's @canisalbus oc Machete! Tried to depict a moment of religious anguish (yumm) in his younger years. The Lady of Sorrows was based on the art of The Wolves of St August.

One is a color version and the other a experiment with screentones.

Listen I just love this white muppet so much.

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cambrian seas

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aw man guys please make sure you do NOT look up 'headless dead body corpse guts gore limbs off real dead body with guts out real death exsanguinated bones removed' on google images. this is the worst april fools of my life

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Leafeon