what if i just rest my eyes for a second
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alison and mike get on very well because they're great at communicating and they genuinely like each other and the only major difference between them is that most of mike's ideas are stupid whereas most of alison's are illegal
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POV: You’re Stede and you see him, wyd
Hope this Ed’s not too hot for Tumblr lmao
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Ed: okay so I want you to know that I am not judging you
Stede, visibly on the verge of tears: yeah
Ed: but I am curious about the situation that's currently happening in our living room right now
Stede: do you remember what you told me last night
Ed: can we do it again? Harder? I love you so much?
Stede: after all those things
Ed:
Ed: wait are you talking about -
Stede: when you were about to fall asleep and you told me you've always wanted to feel like a little baby bird in a nest, yeah
Ed:
Ed: so the massive bowl in our living room you've made out of pieces of scrap wood
Stede: supposed to be a nest, yeah
Ed: what's the weird plank for
Stede: that's so I can stand on the edge there and pretend to be a mama bird protecting you
Stede: you can say you hate it
Ed: I definitely do not hate it! Not at all! But I'm not sure if I want to actually get inside it
Stede: right
Ed: because of all the exposed nails and stuff. Yeah.
Stede: I can't believe I was trying to do one nice thing and I fucked it up this bad -
Ed: hey, babe, no! I love that you tried this, I love that you did that. But maybe we can just do this somewhere that's not in a giant bowl made of scrap wood with lots of exposed nails.
Stede: I was gonna put some blankets in there, you know. To protect you from the nails. But maybe -
Ed: yeah, maybe we can just do this in bed instead. Pretend that's our nest.
Stede: aww, does my little baby bird want to go to his nest?
Ed: your little baby bird would love that yeah
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