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capitanswann · 2 years
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capitanswann · 3 years
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oh to be a lil femme toy for a group of butches 💖
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capitanswann · 3 years
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capitanswann · 4 years
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capitanswann · 6 years
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People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor
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capitanswann · 6 years
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Some blockbuster stuff I won on ebay…What am I gonna do with 30 blockbuster membership cards..
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capitanswann · 6 years
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“we’re having guests over come downstairs”
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capitanswann · 6 years
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Power of fictional characters right here.
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capitanswann · 6 years
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#TeamChocolateChip
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capitanswann · 6 years
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you bought a car
you named it
brad
you loved brad
but then
you totaled him
you two had been through everything together
three boyfriends
two jobs
nothing could replace brad
but then
liberty mutual calls
and you break into your happy dance
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capitanswann · 6 years
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“uwu... BEAN”
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capitanswann · 6 years
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people are allowed to leave you. people are allowed to break up with you. people are allowed to love you but not want to be with you. people are allowed to not want to talk to you. people are allowed to put their happiness before yours and do what makes them happy even if it does not include you. people are allowed to move on from you. people are allowed to fall in love with someone else. people are allowed to not want you in their life. people are allowed to do whatever they want to better themselves and become the version of themselves they are trying so hard to love. don’t be bitter towards someone who is only trying to be happy.
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capitanswann · 6 years
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capitanswann · 6 years
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ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck
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capitanswann · 6 years
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ALL 👏🏾 IS 👏🏾 SAID 👏🏾 HAPPY 👏🏾 BLACK 👏🏾 HISTORY 👏🏾 MONTH
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capitanswann · 6 years
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Do you know what changed . . . . . . . ?
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