canuckianhawkbi

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

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non-practicing slut. is this anythign

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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Dungeon Meshi: Out of Context

#good for her

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Arbok

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my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

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In THIS diner we're not POLITICALLY CORRECT!

JOE BIDEN is the PRIME MINISTER. America belongs to the COMMONWEALTH OF NATIONS. KING CHARLES is on our YEN. The mayor of CLEVELAND, OHIO has the RIGHT of PRIMA NOCTA.

And if that OFFENDS you...then leave!!!1!

#why isn’t this what pc means

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enough with the wind pollination. stop releasing your microgametophytes into the air like some kind of fucking chump. grow up. either form a mutualistic relationship with some animals like the rest of us or go back to proper alternation of generations with water-mediated fertilization like a real plant

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you bottle Miette??

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offers this bouncing laios gif for all of your bouncing laios needs

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going to work and coming back wrong

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A missed opportunity

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The Y-Wing Fighter Over Yavin 4 by Vesa Lehtimäki