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genuinely mystified by the kind of person that would produce this image and not realize "oh, I'm being fucking ridiculous"
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cantthinkofagood-name · 3 months
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Is Pole Dance the same as Stripping?
I get a lot of comments saying something like “bro is a striper” (usually when a post breaks containment), so thought I might as well address the topic!
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cantthinkofagood-name · 3 months
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they need to invent magic.spell that flosses and brushes my teeth for me and also tuckes me into bed soso cozy
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just a reminder that modern medicine is based on traditional medicine and the most used medicine is created from medicinal herbs
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cantthinkofagood-name · 4 months
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reblog to reblog from the person you reblogged from
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cantthinkofagood-name · 4 months
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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk
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cantthinkofagood-name · 5 months
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Reblog to kill it faster
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cantthinkofagood-name · 5 months
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Guys, Elon released his stupid AI on Twitter and the first thing his idiot devotees did was ask it if trans women are really women and they are losing it over getting the correct answer back.
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Now it’s recounting Elon’s lies for people too
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This may be the only AI bot I’ve ever liked.
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cantthinkofagood-name · 5 months
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Listen I'm a little drunk but... yarn crafts are so important. Textile arts are the backbone of society. All of us take our clothing and accessories and upholstery for granted and it's honestly shocking
I used to buy affordable t-shirts and they were comfy and nice, now I buy them in the same price range and they're sandpaper. They don't wick away moisture and the print comes undone after two washes. I buy denim and the crotch falls apart in months. I read about how modern Singer sewing machines are disappointing and then look at the delicate machining and the beautiful finishes on my 1857 machine and wonder if this is progress?!
Reblog if you're desperate for clothing that doesn't feel like sandpaper or if you like machines that go thunk instead of going obsolete in two years
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cantthinkofagood-name · 5 months
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To some people you’re an NPC
To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.
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cantthinkofagood-name · 5 months
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cantthinkofagood-name · 5 months
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personally would really enjoy a dr who episode where the whirlwind single-episode romance (a la the girl in the fireplace) is between the companion and a historical figure instead of the doctor. And while the short-lived love story should be beautiful in its own right I think there should also be a moment of realization at the inevitable tragic end where the companion is like oh this is what love is like for you all the time.
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