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happy april 30th!

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Obi-wan and Ventress commission for @midnight-on-dathomir! Thank you for commissioning me, this was so much fun to draw. ♡

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what if trolls change the colors of their hair like lightsticks during concerts?

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I realized I never posted this here? This is one of the first things I made relating to my broppy parent AU. Just a goofy moment between Branch and Poppy as they talk about their parenting.

(also this feels so old to me already bc I've definitely gotten more comfy drawing Trolls since making this)

Audio is from Parks and Rec :)

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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)

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why don’t they make posters like this anymore

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barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!

youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?

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Obi-Wan Kenobi vs Darth Vader by CarlosNCT

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There was only one bed. 😌

Based on this meme 😂😂😂

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Desmond, bartender in 2000s-2010s New York would absolutely binge shitty reality tv and adore eavesdropping on patrons when he can't get his drama fix. He's the RPG tavern owner who you ask if he has heard any rumors and his eyes light up because now he can info dump all the shit he hears. This follows him to the past, where now he has to actively seek out this entertainment.

He abuses his enhanced senses to sit on roofs and listen in with a hand to his mouth like, "oh my god. They were roommates." He is both the best informant and the worst because, while he is a master at getting information, the details he focuses on are useless to the Order.

"Yeah so this guy will be here at this time at this place, whatever. But! More importantly this guy has been having an affair with his wife's sister AND her brother and-"

"Please, Desmond, I am begging you just tell me the information for the mission."

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In Altair's time, Malik was originally Desmond's go to but after being chased out one to many times for "loitering and disturbing the peace of the bureau" (i.e. Malik's peace) Desmond switches to the Rafiq in Damascus since he "at least appreciates me." Eventually Malik would begrudgingly miss his presents and send a request for him to come back because Desmond is the only one he can rant at about Altair.

Altair does not know what the hell Desmond is talking about half the time, but now he does know the baker has three sons that his wife never knew of and one of the sons has shown up at the baker's home.

He normally will just let Desmond keep talking cause he likes his voice.

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In Ezio's time he is best friends with Claudia and her girls love him. He'll drop in and gossip with them about their patrons or even warn them about some of them. "Be careful I heard that he has some craziness going on between the legs." or the girls will ask questions about Ezio.

"I heard he is a beast in bed, is that true?"

"Well you didn't hear it from me, buuuut~"

He is 100% going off of hazy animus memories, but all the courtesans totally think he has either A.) slept with Ezio or B.) is actively sleeping with Ezio

With Claudia he talks about the goings on in Tiber Island and what Ezio is up to. Ezio doesn't know how the hell his sister knows everything he is doing or why he gets a message from her forbidding him from doing something he hasn't even gotten to do yet and Desmond just stands off to the side sweating.

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Connor is gonna go gray early with how often Desmond just disappears from the Homestead because he seems hellbent on not staying still as it gets "to boring there". Desmond will normally pop up in the strangest of places. Either Connor will find him, head tilted like a dog as he listens in on a group or Desmond will just hunt Connor down himself. "Heard you were in the area."

At time he loves it because Desmond always has a ready flow of information and he is very good at sowing discontent with it, making for good distractions. On the other hand he can do without the open commentary or rampant attention he gives any interaction Connor has with his father.

"It's so much more interesting when it's not me"

*Connor and Haytham both glare at him*

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Tried a new media! Gouache! How did I do?

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Guys...getting pictures ready in inkscape/photoshop/gimp (and finding good tutorials on how to do so) to make complex multi-layer stencils is so hard. I better understand why someone I asked to make a custom stencil for me had a high price, though the $150 USD to make the layers + the like...$75 to cut it (plus shipping and tax and handling) was outrageous.

Especially seeing as once the layers are done you just import everything into the machine and the machine cuts it for you... (And the picture wasn't even that complex soo....)

Needless to say... Once I get it down, there are going to be so many AC stencils (and stencil art, I have a whole 'series' already planned and a huge canvas I want to do it on) being posted on here.

As well as Tomb Raider and Final Fantasy and anything else people may request.

(And finished products will be available for sale once my etsy shop is up, unless you don't want to wait and would like to buy another way. I'm not sure when I'll have my shop up...)

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Stencil 2 Done! Armor of Altair Ezio!!

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This is EXACTLY why Bucky Barnes is my favorite character and it brings me so much joy to finally see a little bit of it on screen.

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Me rn.

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do you ever just think about how long he was gray for or are you normal?

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Me when Spock

From TV Guide, April 29-May 5, 1967