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kiwi b ird held so gen tle and sweet . wonderful .

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A small victory to celebrate for today

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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"well if it's not androgynous what should a nonbinary person look like??" ***EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZER SOUND*** WRONG!!!! YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!!!!!!! NOBODY "SHOULD" ANYTHING!!!! THAT IS NOT WHAT QUEERNESS IS ABOUT!!!!! GO TO THE CALM DOWN CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE JUST SAID.

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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everybody do the wenis

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oh you think you're soooo fucking smart. with your fucking convoluted pretentious sentences

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Doctor Who - The Church on Ruby Road

#he's so cunty #i love him so much

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A Mannequin's Lament, an iDKHOW mini comic

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Fuck off. A better world is possible. You condescending pricks.

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out

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Harplike tree splintering in the Forest of Dean

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i hate when shit says "no trans fats" on it like those are 2 of my favorite words and ur saying theres none of them