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Okay bros, what's with the frozen-in-space-and-time routine? Eh? 

...Mister Etch-a-Sketch?

...8-bit? 

Oi! Monochrome! Why so blue?

You've been contemplating that nacho for almost a month now.

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oh gREAT GLOBS OF OOBLECK--

I'VE GONE AND BROKEN THE HUMANS 

#splinterpost #wHY MUST THIS BE??? #wHAT'S THE MATTER MAN? #DONT YOU DIG GIBBERISH?? #swunscreen #campsketch #camplq

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whhHHOAAAAA there bro, don't let's talk about pOLLEN at the tablebench. There are saplings present.

Calm your canaries. I ain't no micro-mushroom or lactose-fabric or whatever it was you said.

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So, I'm not very good at human interaction yet. Lemme just see if I got this right...

Monochrome is gonna make us part of his dangerous magical nacho army while questioning his sanity and trying not to catch on fire. (Good plan man. Everything's dangerous when it's on fire.)

Mr. Etch-a-Sketch is ignoring the most dangerous nacho and debating the need for 41 ill-becoming uniforms. (I'd wonder about that too.)

And 8-bit over here is asking inappropriate questions and jibber-jabbering about something I can't quite make out--irritating wizards or some such tom-foolery. 

Is that about it?

LOOK OKAY STOP IT, S TOP pUT DOWN THE….CHEESE why would you—corns? I just—

Nevermind wow, okay, uhm, aNYWAY sO—

LQ, this is, Sketch…? I think, yeah, sorry…yeah. Sketch. Sketch, this is my bunkmate LQ, he showed me all the way to our cabin and was very welcoming and brave…and…talkative.

And, this is, Truff. He’s a tree.

Let me first say I am really glad you both see him too.

Secondly I’m sure you’re wondering why I have gathered you all here today and that is because in this relentless game of life we sometimes get thrown into situations that can be trying, like camps, particularly magic camps, and we could probably use some allies. The other reason is nachos are delicious and potentially dangerous and that’s pretty cool in my book so I’m glad you could all join me for that.

I also haven’t exactly gathered you all here because we all just sorta showed up so moreso I’m just glad that we could all be introduced and I think I might be burning pretty badly right now but I’m going to ignore it for the sake of social interaction how about that!!! Yeah! Yeah. Okay.

#splinterpost #swunscreen #campsketch #camplq #i'm so embarassed that i'm probably blushing in another universe

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I'm old enough to pOINT AT YOU AND SHAKE MY FIST IN THE AIR. 

PUNK.

#I'm also old enough to notice when my tablemates become suddenly seaworthy #swunscreen #splinterpost

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I dunno man I make it a point to never trust the corns

  They’re…

They’re not dangerous, they’re just nachos…I mean…I suppose anything could be dangerous really…

#splinterpost #backstabbing ruffians #swunscreen #campsketch #camplq

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No I'm a tree what's wrong with you

I provide the shade know what I'm sayin'

#splinterpost #i'll teach you to swear at me #kiraraneko

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Yeah color bro. I gots color. I mean, I could be all semi-color like you. 

Or like the monochrome kid who apparently has no concept of my hat. 

Even that kid hiding behind my distant relatives. He's got color. Splotchy color.  

Man. Life is a magic thing. 

S-Step into the—the what? Color? W-What do you—er—

Uh—I’m—You— You’re really a tree.

Jeez, that’s—

ah h ah ah…

ahah ah ahaaha ha

ahah ha ah ha…

#splinterpost #swunscreen #campsketch #camplq

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Sketch, Truff, Truff, Sketch.

How’s your burn, man? And are you feeling any better since you call—erm…y-yeah, your burn I mean. Since you were burned.

I have all sorts of aloe and stuff if you need it.

Oh, but right…nachos. Here.

YO WASSUP COME STEP INTO THE COLOR

I SPEAK THE HUMAN TONGUES BRO

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT

Yeah, that was my first thought too.

#splinterpost #THIS KID HASN'T TAUGHT ME ABOUT EYEBROWS YET #swunscreen #campsketch

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...It appears I cannot reason with the nachos. 

Trees are boring, yo, you ain't never met one like me. 

#splinterpost #swunscreen

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yEAH MAN. CHECK IT. WE GOT US THE NACHOS. 

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I...I'm not well versed in the nacho haver-y. 

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#splinterpost #swunscreen

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...Wanna go buy some nachos?

#splinterpost #swunscreen

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#splinterpost #swunscreen

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Nah, bro, it's okay. Relaaaaaaax. I'm cool. I blend in.

See? No one will even notice. 

#splinterpost #I will now attempt to become one with the camp

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a nice camp for cute children ≧◔◡◔≦

#loOK ITS MY BESTEST FRIENDS #fanart

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Oh it's cool, bro, no need for a whisk.

I'll just...uh...work some magic...

THERE that's better! Hip to the status quo! Jump to the humbug! Beetlejuice! 

Now to find my hat and sunglasses. 

mmmMMMMmppph

Hey yeah I’m splendifEROUS fear not for I—

oH

#splinterpost #ask-missy-norma #the-camp-rebel-of-goodtimes #camp rebel

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mmmMMMMmppph

Hey yeah I'm splendifEROUS fear not for I--

oH

#splinterpost #camp rebel #ask missy norma #ask-missy-norma

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hEY THANKS, BRo. Well at least the glitter washed off. And I didn't drown. And the revolutionaries won the war. Yup. 

Greetings and salutATIONS bro! How-de-do? What’s the blather? Top of the morni——

nnNNNGGGGUHGH—-

*cough cough* I—I just…

Hi.

#splinterpost #gotta hand it to them rebels #camp rebel #good

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Greetings and salutATIONS bro! How-de-do? What's the blather? Top of the morni----

nnNNNGGGGUHGH---

*cough cough* I--I just...

Hi.

#splinterpost #ask-missy-norma