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⸻ scott swears he feels his already holly jolly heart grow three sizes when a touch of christmas magic can light up someone's day ; he's made it a point to journey down from the hustle & bustle of his hive of a workshop every so often to check in on the state of the world in person rather by scrying a snowball sprinkled with magic . ❝ what's not to like ? mother nature 'n father time got a lot t'say , but somethin' about finally puttin' a face to a . . . uh . . . ❞ a name ? not quite . ❝ it's just nice to meet ya' , puts everything into fruition . comet might just be in it for the candy in your pockets . ❞ comet glances up , caught red - hoofed , ears perked , then rolls large brown eyes . scott on the other hand , is a fan of their wordplay & belts out an affirming ❝ hey - o ! ❞ mitten strokes his beard in thought . ❝ comet's got an attitude on him sometimes , but he's a dependable member of the sleigh team . they've been on the job long enough to be pros -- even take the babies under their wing for flyin' lessons ! er . . . antlers . ❞

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⸻ ❝ i think comet likes ya’ , pal . ❞ scott “ ho ho ho’s ” to himself observing his favorite reindeer companion nibble on the other’s scarf.

Continuous gli- gli- glitched giggles leave them grinning as they let Comet gnaw at their comfort scarf, their knees on the surface and shaky hands playing with his antlers.   ❝   I - I - IIIII like me as well!   ❞   they gently pat themself on the head as to emphasize before they do the same to Comet. ❝   JUST as much as I like Co- I like Comet tooooo!… Oh my gosh, you - you are - you are so cu—!   ❞   The sudden lick on the face from him elicits a delighted squeak, then a louder giggle.   ❝   What is it like to take care of the rein- of the reindeers, Scott!? There is noooo way they can be naughty when Comet is so… en- en- enDEARing!   ❞   A rush of pride runs through them at the pun as they give Scott a smugly smirk then.

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IF SOMETHING SHOULD HAPPEN TO ME , put on my suit . the reindeer will know what to do .

#ho ho ho

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“That was the speech?“

𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑚𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑡 𝑐𝘩𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑚𝑎𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑙 .

⸻ scott turns from thousand of elves to his head elf , quirking gray brows with hands on girthy hips . ❝ uhh , yeah , bernard , that was the speech . ❞ he then tosses them up in a shrug . ❝ it’s ten days ‘till christmas , the elves know it’s go time ! hey , if you get any more high strung i’m gonna be forced to give ya’ a vacation ! ❞ he cackles & gives bernard a slap on the shoulder , shoots finger guns his way .

#magicgiver #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ reply.

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“What a terrible pun. Where - where do - where do you get those jokes?“

𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑚𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑡 𝑐𝘩𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑚𝑎𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑙 .

⸻ he’s unbothered by lack of laughter he gets , rather used to it by now when he cracks a joke ; if not that , then a chorus of groans or a roll of the eyes . ❝ eh , it comes with fatherhood . ❞

#00110000exe #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ reply.

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#🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ aes.

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fun fact : if you replace charlie’s “my dad is santa” secret with him coming out as gay it makes the sequel a whole lot more touching & emotional with scott being away so much.

#that being said: charlie miller/calvin/claus is gay #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ ooc.

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#NO THEY CUT THE BEST PART #WHEN HE LOOKS AWAY AND ‘….okay’ #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ face.

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oh yes, also : my interest tracker is fixed so you can now fill it out ! you’ll have to forgive me i had no idea it was set to all can edit in the first place. as for writing i will write out the little that i owe now & publish them either tonight or tomorrow <3

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The Muppet Christmas Carol  {Sentence Starters}

“That was the speech?“

“Come on, I’ll catch you.“

“Why are you whispering?“

“It’s for dramatic emphasis.“

“Is it too early for breakfast?“

“You can fit through those bars?“

“God save my little, broken body!“

“Why do you doubt your senses?“

“Nah, it’s all right… This is culture!“

“Thank you for not shouting at me.”

“Why do you delight in torturing me?”

“It’s good to be doing anything again.“

“There’s distance in your eyes tonight.”

“Haunted? I’ve already had enough of that.“

“Tomorrow, you become a man of business!”

“I will bid you welcome, what is mine is yours.”

“I know what I must ask. I fear to, but I must…”

“Hey, I’m being stolen! Hey, help me! Help me!“

“Um, are you sure it’s safe for us to be up here?”

“He ain’t hurt. Didn’t even lose his concentration.“

“And therefore, you can leave this house at once.“

“I wish you well, but I must leave you, now, alone.”

“Your future is a horror story written by your crime.”

“Can’t I meet them all at once and get it over with?“

“Mother always taught me: Never eat singing food.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever met anybody like you before.“

“After all, there’s only one more sleep ‘til Christmas.”

“What a terrible pun. Where do you get those jokes?“

“If he became a flavor, you can bet he would be sour.”

“There’s magic in the air this evening, magic in the air.”

“These events can be changed! A life can be made right.“

“Oh, this is too scary… I don’t think I wanna see any more!“

“We specialized in causing pain, spreading fear and doubt.”

“I fell down the chimney and landed on a flaming hot goose!“

“Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it.”

“The world is at her best, you know, when people love and care.”

“So, have your fun. When life is done, a nightmare waits for you.”

“There are two things in this life I hate: heights, and jumping from them.“

“Boy, that’s scary stuff! Should we be worried about the kids in the audience?“

“But, there’s nothing in nature that freezes your heart like years of being alone.”

“That one thing you must remember, or nothing that follows will seem wondrous.”

#🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ ask meme.

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short lil starter call for y’all <3

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HEY FOLKS i’m not going dark on here i’ve just had more muse for eric but this week i’ll be here !

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scott does his best to learn lots of other languages including sign so he can talk to kids around the world (‘:

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anyone who says the movies are bad is a dang scrooge /:

#are they a lil weird? ofc it’s tim allen as santa #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ ooc.

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25 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS → DAY THREE “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! And when I wake up, I’m gettin’ a CAT scan!” THE SANTA CLAUSE (1994), dir. John Pasquin.

#🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ face. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ charlie. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ neal. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ laura.

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⸻ ❝ i think comet likes ya' , pal . ❞ scott " ho ho ho's " to himself observing his favorite reindeer companion nibble on the other's scarf.

#00110000exe #this is already gonna be pure i'm callin it

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tags.

#🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ face. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ ooc. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ charlie. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ carol. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ laura. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ neal. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ bernard. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ jack frost. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ curtis. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ lucy. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ comet. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ aes. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ about. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ ask meme. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ reply. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ musing. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ v: pre. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ v: read the fine print. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ v: the mrs. clause. #🎄 ⸻ ⊰ . * 𝓢. 𝓒. ⊱ v: the escape clause.

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@michellewebster liked !

⸻ ❝ trust me , the santa thing isn't any less weird for me . it's like hittin' a second puberty each time i go back up north ! ❞

#he is...a man child i'm sorry #michellewebster