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calowlmitygoddess · 4 seconds
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The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.
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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is
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calowlmitygoddess · 26 minutes
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daphne's blessing 🌿
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calowlmitygoddess · 13 hours
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calowlmitygoddess · 13 hours
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world tuna day and mermay happen to be in the same month
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calowlmitygoddess · 13 hours
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(Lurien design by @vulturereyy)
Would you like a little doodle like these? Donate any amount to my ko-fi and I'll make one for you :]
(the higher the donation the more detail and time I'll put into the doodle, but any amount is welcome, you can donate as low as 1€ and get a doodle out of it)
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calowlmitygoddess · 15 hours
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in darkness blooms the spider lily
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calowlmitygoddess · 15 hours
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Hollow Knight but it's a human(oid) AU but it's a fake screenshot
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calowlmitygoddess · 15 hours
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Twitter has one thing still going for it and it's Chiitan, are y'all aware of Chiitan
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calowlmitygoddess · 16 hours
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every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking
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calowlmitygoddess · 16 hours
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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case
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calowlmitygoddess · 16 hours
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reminder that digital libraries aren’t owned, also why pirating digital content is a necessity
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calowlmitygoddess · 16 hours
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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.
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calowlmitygoddess · 16 hours
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how does he produce full movies in three mins?? give him his oscar already
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calowlmitygoddess · 16 hours
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calowlmitygoddess · 17 hours
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Vocabulary List for Fight Scenes
Combat Actions
Hoist
Dart/Dash
Deflect
Shield
Sidestep
Snatch up
Stalk
Stamp/stomp
Stretch
Stride
Wagger
Oust
Leap
Lose ground
Mimick
Mirror
Negate
Overpower
Parry
Rear to full height
Resurgate
Suanter
Seize
Take cover
Throttle
Twirl
Unleash
Withdraw
Entwine
Flee
Gain ground
Grasp
Cling to
Breach
Duck
Dodge
Hits
Amputate
Bloody
Carbe
Castrate
Collision
Connect
Crush
Defenestrate
Destroy
Disfigure
Dismember
Dissever
Grind
Maul
Perforate
Rend
Riddle with holes
Saw
Smack
Splatter
Sunder
Torn Asunder
Traumatize
Whack
Writhe
Gut
Hammer
Maim
Mangle
Plow
Puncture
Melee
Assault
Attack
Barrage
Bash
Belebor
Bludgeon
Carve
Chop
Cleave
Clio
Club
Crosscut
Dice
DIg
Gore
Hack
Impale
Jab
Kick
Knock
Onsalught
Pierce
Plnt
Punch
Rive
Shove
Skewer
Slice
Smash
Stab
Strike
Sweep
Swipe
Swing
Transfix
Thrust
Visual Flair
Agony
Asphyxiate
Chock
Cough up bile
Cut to ribbons
Flop limply
Fractue
Freckled with blood
Gouts of blood
Grimane
Hemorrhage
Hiccup blood
Imprint
Indent
Resounding
Retch
Rip
rupture
Shiny with gore
Spew
Splash
Slumped in despair
Splatter
Split
Tear
Topple
Void
Vomit
Wedge
With a fell gaze
With a fiendish grin
With blank surprise
Audible Flair
Bang
Barking
Bong
Boom
Crack
Cackle
Clang
Clash
Crash
Cry
Echo
Elicit a curse
Frunt
Hiss
Howel
Hum
Moan
Muttering
Whoosh
Whistle
Whizz
With a keening cry
Thud
Thunk
Thawk
Splat
Snarl
Swoosh
Squeal
Sing
Sickening Pop
Silintly
Shriek
Shout
Snap
Thundering
Effects
Blind
Burn
Cause frostbite
Cauterize
Concussion
Combust
Daze
Dazzle
Deafen
Disintegrate
Electrocute
Freeze
Fuse flesh
Immobilze
Incinerate
Melt
Pralyse
Petrify
Purbind
Radiate
Reduced to
Shock
Sightless
Stun
Transiluminate
Death Blows
Annihilate
Behead
Decapitate
Disembowel
Eviscerate
Extirpate
Murder
Obliterate
Raze
Exterminate
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calowlmitygoddess · 17 hours
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Ordered a commission from my sister of @grollow's Grimm (aka Firefly) from Red Sky At Morning! (posted here with permission)
After having his heart severed from his body by his sister in an act of treachery, the god of Nightmares attempts to make a place for himself in the waking world and among cultures that he's never understood. Along the way, kingdoms rise and fall, and one god learns what the others of his kind have never truly understood--what it means to truly be mortal. Witness the birth of the Grimm Troupe.
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