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just watched the tearsmith and I didn’t enjoy the movie much, but as soon as I saw Rigel all I could think was that he’s so “ancient and most noble house of Black coded” LMAO

He has pale skin and curly dark hair

He’s named after a star (a star in the Orion constellation to boot)

He didn’t have the best childhood and was raised by an abusive parental figure

could totally be used as an OC relative or a fancast (though I personally love the fancast the fandom already has)

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I often forget that not everyone reads gay fanfiction

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dont play defense

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"The Stoppables"

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i dont think i was put on this earth to spend 40 hours a week doing any one thing

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not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)

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Rip Barty Crouch Jr you would have loved getting matching friendship tattoos with your besties—oh wait

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Fanon marauders fans really heard 'long hair' and 'werewolf' and decided to make sirius and remus' entire personality revolve around these singular traits

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having a queer platonic crush on someone is so strange. like, no, i can't stomach the thought of anyone else kissing you, but i dont want to kiss you. i want to tuck your hair behind your ear while you focus on something else. i want to hold your hand. you're my best friend. i love you, as a friend, but also so much more. i dont want to marry you. i want to spend the rest of my life with you. i love you. i know you on such a deep level. i feel like you really know me. you say you're afraid of love, and i agree, but my heart breaks because i'm not afraid of our love. i love you, do you love me? just as friends, or as something more? i love you as a Friend. i think about the plans we made in year 7 all the time. i'm sorry i'm not the right kind of love. i love you, but i dont Love you. is that enough?

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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And then when we can't think of how to start it, we create memes

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Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

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*percy coming out of the bathroom in a towel, grinning, with a freshly shaved mustache*

percy: what do you think? i’m gonna be a firefighter, should i look the part too?

annabeth (sitting in their bed): you know… i actually kinda dig it

percy: *stops smiling*

percy: what?

annabeth: i usually hate mustaches, but you actually pull it off, seaweed brain

percy: wise girl, this looks ridiculous. i’m not keeping it. i was joking

annabeth: well i’m not! and why are you shaving your beard in the first place?

percy: the fire department said i have to shave off the facial hair

annabeth: *makes sad face*

percy: really? you have no issues with me running into burning buildings, but the beard being shaved is where you draw the line?

annabeth: i like the stubble

percy: oh i know you do, but it’s gotta go. plus, don’t you think it makes me look way too much like my dad?

annabeth: posedion is a very handsome god

percy:

annabeth: *starts giggling*

percy: i can’t even look at you right now

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“Tell me every terrible thing you ever did and let me love you anyway”

-probably james potter to regulus black

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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

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