In honor of Christmas, I would like to remind everyone that the United States almost voted the Mayor of Whoville as President
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i feel like this insult went under-appreciated
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swimming pools are so weird man we dig holes in the ground and fill them with liquid we cant breathe in and then spend an hour or so at a time trying not to drown in it
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my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?
me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there
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HE GIVIN ME THAT GOOOOOOD SHIT
THAT MAKE ME
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