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February 29th 1846.

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February 19th 1846 does not exist, but it does make good french toast.

#february #29th #1846 #febuary 29th 186

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November 23

November 23rd, no matter the year, is your friends younger sibling that just sorta hangs out with you, and you can't kick them out cuz that'd be mean, but you don't want to hang out with them either

#november #23rd #November 23rd

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August 30th, 2014

Has no idea what a “yeet” is, but that was too long ago to ask, acts like it’s a master chef because they salt their pasta water, and claims to know 2 jokes, but it has never proven to know even one.

#august #30th #2014 #august 30th 2014

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December 2nd 1491

claims to be cracked at Mario Kart (but will never back that up), loses every single phone charger within 2 weeks of buying (they’re all in it’s sock drawer), and bakes the most ok brownies you have ever had

#december #2nd #1491 #december 2nd 1491

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June 26th 1865

Is the color blue, pretends to get drunk so it doesn’t have to be the designated driver (even though it doesn’t drink) and doesn’t get the “you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice” meme.

#june #26th #1865 #june 26th 1865