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Holy shit it has been years...

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casual survey: reblog if you’re feeling gay right now

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-dusts off my blog-

An ancient relic 

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want to make a post abt the pregnant 18yr old member of my tribe being found dead on Thanksgiving Eve but I dont feel like yall ignoring me while you repost generic links to Indigenous organizations you have no intention of donating to.

Her name was Jalajhia Finklee & she was a Mashpee Wampanoag. Tomorrow is going to be a different kind of pain for our tribe. Pray for us.

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Gollum wasn’t driven insane by the ring, he only ate fish for 500 years and had mercury poisoning as well as serious vitamin D deficiency

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Absolutely living for the fact that in ancient Greece, it was said that when Apollo was drunk he created people with the “wrong” genitalia,, which, first of all, means that 1. trans people are not a new thing, we’ve always been here and we’ve always found ways to justify and explain our existence, and 2. the way that we chose to explain ourselves at one point was, “Yeah, the sun was wasted as hell when he made me, but it’s cool.” and that is fucking awesome

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miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

#i ship it #absolute fave #fav #absolute fav

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miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

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Darkrai: CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR

Blue: OH hold up hold up, I get it. Anything we think of right? If we think of Lance the Elite Four member then Lance will come and destroy us all! Alright everyone empty your heads

Darkrai: The choice has been made the traveler comes!

Blue: WHOA!! HANG ON! I DIDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING? Red did you think of anything?

Red: -shakes head-

Blue: May? You?

May: my mind is totally blank!

-all turn to look at Hop-

Hop: I... I couldn't help it... it just popped in there.....

Blue: WHAT JUST POPPED IN THERE??

Hop: I tried to think of

-screaming and panic on the street-

Hop: NO NO IT CANT BE!!

Blue: WHAT WHAT IS IT

Hop: -defeated sounded- It's pikachu

#pokemon #pikachu #gigantamax #gigantimax pokemon #ghost busters

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I am completely speechless on this one

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Excuse me she was WHAT

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They will with the bone China.

i….i always assumed it was just a weird name

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me with any media i enjoy