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this is what girls do right after they log off

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Free! by 序川_

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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

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its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

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The idea of the Batkids doing normal people things while suited up is hilarious to me, you know, like Red Robin and Spoiler making the 9 o'clock news while racing through a grocery store because they totally forgot to get the things Alfred asked them to bring for the family dinner. Or Damian and Dick swinging into the Bludhaven Zoo mid-patrol because Dami really wanted to see the new baby tiger. Red Hood buying lemonade from a kid's stand and then standing there awkwardly messing with his helmet, trying not to hurt the kid's feelings. Black Bat, on a particularly tiring day randomly appeared in the nosebleeds of the ballet hall and started sniping phones out of people's hands. Or Signal and a deeply irritated Batman changing out a blown-out tyre in some back alley, earning amused looks.

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the babies (dick grayson & bruce wayne) (please don't flop this took a stupid amount of time) (i used a different pen and im not a fan switch back to my bae 😒) (i looove dick grayson as robin)

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Did I daydream this, or was there a website for writers with like. A ridiculous quantity of descriptive aid. Like I remember clicking on " inside a cinema " or something like that. Then, BAM. Here's a list of smell and sounds. I can't remember it for the life of me, but if someone else can, help a bitch out <3

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offered to let Minecraft Steve couch surf and this motherfucker is strip mining redstone in my pantry

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the ironbat friendship saga continues

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Taking my son out for enrichment

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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T.G.I.F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night.My husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner

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Thinking about the JL finding out that Bruce has contingency plans for all of his kids and being horrified. But when the League asks them about it, all the kids are like “yeah! we actually all have them for each other just in case” and move on like it’s perfectly normal to have three different ways to take out your brother on hand (for emergencies).

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Bruce Wayne telling the world he’s Batman in an attempt to hammer in the façade that he’s not actually Batman.

He acts all desperate to get people to believe he’s actually Batman, and when people ask to see the suit, he pretends to get flustered and yell “I dont have to show you a thing!” before storming off angrily.

He then makes a purposeful bad copy of his Batsuit to show everyone, which of course made people doubt it even more. He then purposefully fails at doing any type of acrobatics, causing everyone to laugh at how desperate he looks at proving this “lie”

He posts a picture of himself shirtless on twitter with the caption “Me and Batman have the same body type! This proves I’m batman” and someone else replies “you’re a billionaire! You can afford the best personal fitness trainer money can buy, douchebag! You’re not batman!” and completely ratios him.

Bruce: You guys ever realize you’ve never seen me and batman in the same room before?

Everyone: Shut the fuck up already!

Meanwhile Damian is looking on in the background thinking “I can’t believe this is actually fucking working”

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the president should hire ao3 writers to write propaganda cause they will make me change my worldviews on anything