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I think im starting to realize how those people pump out 100s of thousands of words so often. And yes, wbk its just padding, but here's how they do it: me, smart, will write smth like "and then over the next few months, jm and jk went on a few dates, they did this this this and this. *elaborate on one of those with emotional beats that prove my overall point in the story*" but the word-greedy writer will go into excruciating detail on EACH and EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE DATES. And imo we rlly dont need to see that shit! We get the gist! We don't need to live their relationship for them like its fine to give them some privacy omg

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Not even a feature. Just... A bunch of western celebrity cameos in their grammy bait song mv 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 like madonna and ariana grande and whoever the fuck else did. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Just thought of the funniest thing for BTS to do in 2025

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Just thought of the funniest thing for BTS to do in 2025

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This shit is actually mind boggling to me. I respect the grind tho. Well not really because what are they getting from this exactly...? A million and a half words like DAYUMN

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Hope yall are prepared for us to NEVER see jimin again once bts disbands

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Used some dubious flour in my cookies... Sure hope in wasnt cocaine randomly laying around in my house in a flour bag....

#did not check the expiration date on that bad boy at allll

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Also, heard 3d on the tl just now and remembered 1) scooter stopped paying for it 2) it gives me an actual physically nauseating sensation in my stomach

Not gonna lie to yall, literally every male pop song on the radio has started sounding like jungkook to me. I always get scared its snty and then i just get depressed of how the mighty have fallen

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Zico is fatherrrrr

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Jimin aborted fetus photo ❤️

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Ok well nogizaka doesn't count. But omg hinata severely SEVERELY outslaying sakura..... How the turntables. Muahaha

Lmao looking at intl youtube views only, sonnakotonaiyo kinda being the biggest sakamichi hit ever?

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Lmao looking at intl youtube views only, sonnakotonaiyo kinda being the biggest sakamichi hit ever?

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WAITTTTT I FORGOTT HOW MUCH OF A SLAY NOBODY WAS

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Not gonna lie to yall, literally every male pop song on the radio has started sounding like jungkook to me. I always get scared its snty and then i just get depressed of how the mighty have fallen

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Should i namedrop boyfie kunmuk in this ao3 fic and see who the real cakejerry loyalists are

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When I randomly saw konkuk univ street from literally the subway window and it looked cool and i decided to go there the next day and it ended up being one of my fave places and i felt like such a baddie cause i didnt even find it on the internet 😭😭😭 and when i went to apgujeong every other night to see jaehwan 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔 the metro bathroom that became familiar... With the kangdaniel ad.... TAKE ME BACKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I wanna go back to korea so bad im gonna cryyyy

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I wanna go back to korea so bad im gonna cryyyy

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ctfu at the idea of jungkooks #1 oomf having to be on camera like ah, yeah... bts... so much more successful and rich than us... injeong... hyungnimdul... LIKE ASSSJKFJK his ass does NOT care i guarantee it